Cover your eyes: Here are the five worst new soccer kits of 2016-17

We live in an age where most major soccer teams change their jersey every season. It’s an unfortunate situation for the parents of demanding children, but great for those of us who like to see our favorite teams wearing some fresh threads for the new campaign

There are plenty of beautiful new shirts coming for 2016-17 — just look at this gorgeous effort from Benfica or Bayern Munich’s smart new “trikot” — but there are some designs that don’t quite hit the spot.

Here are the five of the worst new kits of the new season, ranked from awful to really really awful. Take a look and be sure to name and shame any other offenders in the comments!