Remarkable Swag: Cowbell2010, a cowbell iPhone app

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Do you want to be the most annoying person in the world?

You do? Why?

Okay, then you're going to need this app for your iPhone. It's called Cowbell2010, and you're never going to guess what it does.

Oh, yeah. You're right. It does ring like a cowbell. Loudly.

Why would you want this? I was raised in a small town and played for a mediocre high school football team, so I get the 'cowbells at sporting events' thing. And I even understand that there's a history of people bringing cowbells to Alpine skiing events. But what I don't get is why someone would want or need a cowbell on their telephone.

But this is 2010, the year of the cowbell. Everybody is going to be ringing cowbells for each other. At work, in school, or basically anytime you do something good, it might be nice to have somebody rooting you on with an imitation cowbell on their phone. That totally sounds awesome.

On the bright side, this app is only $0.99 US. It also includes a full schedule of the games, follows Olympic athlete tweets, and keeps a medal count, all of which are easily obtained for free elsewhere. Sounds like a real bargain.

FPM rating: One (out of five) Oksana Baiuls