What's buzzing:

Big League Stew

R.A. Dickey friendship bracelets made by his kids removed at umpire’s order

Big League Stew

View photo

.

(Getty Images)

No, they didn't.

Yes, they did. Umpires ordered New York Mets knuckleballer R.A. Dickey on Wednesday night to remove two friendship bracelets, made by Dickey's children, that he has worn on his glove hand for the past eight months.

Those big meanies!

The unnecessary overreach of authority occurred in the second inning of Cincinnati's 6-1 victory at Great American Ball Park. With the Reds leading 1-0, umpire James Hoye approached the mound and picked the tiniest nit, telling Dickey to lose the bracelets because their presence apparently violates the rules. Because Dickey didn't happen to have a pair of scissors on him, a call was made to the Mets dugout. A trainer emerged, handed Dickey scissors and supervised as he snipped off the bracelets himself.

[MLB Full Count: Watch live look-ins and highlights for free all season long]

Now, these weren't friendship bracelets manufactured overseas and doled out by the Wilpons at the Mets company picnic. They were quite personal. Dickey's young girls made him the bracelets for good luck before he scaled Mount Kilimanjaro in January, and Dickey said he had worn them without complaint in every start he has made this season. By the worn look of the bracelets — kind of icky — Dickey hasn't removed them (if he were even able) since climbing the mountain. Now that's a daddy who loves his kids.

An All-Star and NL Cy Young Award contender, Dickey began the night with a 15-3 record, which accurately reflects how dominant he has been this season. He struggled against the Reds, allowing five runs and 10 hits — including three home runs — over six innings. It was one of Dickey's worst outings of the season, and manager Terry Collins said the umpires got Dickey out of his routine. Dickey admitted to being irritated about being interrupted, but later on Twitter didn't blame the bracelet wrangling for how he pitched:

Thank you everyone for your support on the bracelets. my girls appreciate it too. i wish it was as easy as saying that was the reason but...

poorly thrown knuckleballs have a tendency to get hit, and i throw some today. Besides, i'm going to hide the bracelets on me when i pitch.

Was Tony La Russa somehow responsible for this? Telling the umpires to make Dickey cut off his children's friendship bracelets would be such a La Russa move, were he still with us and managing. (Moment of silence.)

[Related: Gary Carter posthumously credited with popularizing term 'F-bomb']

No, it wasn't La Russa, and it wasn't Reds manager Dusty Baker, either. Crew chief Jim Joyce (oh, no, not him) told Collins that the league is cracking down on minute uniform violations. OK, in theory it's possible that some kind of barbed wire jewelry might help a pitcher scuff a baseball, though that kind of cheating is supposed to be counterproductive for knuckleballers. But a couple of adorable little friendship bracelets made by sweet little girls? They hurt nobody, other than the little girls themselves when daddy is made to shred them on live TV. Come on, Blue!

This is the part of the post where I wonder why the league is pressuring umpires to destroy personal property and not to get calls right more often.

Big BLS H/N: The New York Times

Love baseball? Even like it a little?
Follow @AnswerDave, @bigleaguestew, @KevinKaduk on Twitter,
along with the BLS Facebook page!

Other popular content on Yahoo! Sports:
How a banned Melky Cabrera can still finish as NL batting champion
Hakeem Olajuwon says JaVale McGee should dominate the NBA
Rory McIlroy admits he overslept before the final round of the PGA Championship
Y! News: Coach surprises walk-on football player with full scholarship

View Comments (2168)
  • Miracle needed to reach Open final, says Muguruza

    Miracle needed to reach Open final, says Muguruza

    By Steve Keating NEW YORK (Reuters) - Third-seeded Spaniard Garbine Muguruza, a grand slam winner who has taken down world number one Serena Williams, would be judged by most standards as a serious threat to grab the U.S. Open title. While it … More »

    Reuters - 6 minutes ago
  • Djokovic's right arm gives him trouble during US Open win

    Djokovic's right arm gives him trouble during US Open win

    Novak Djokovic double-faulted, then shook his right arm and grimaced. Seconds later Monday night, a weak serve produced a wince from the U.S. Open's defending champion, then was followed by a missed forehand that gave away a set — the first set … More »

    The Canadian Press - 8 minutes ago
  • Cespedes homers in 10th, Mets top Marlins 2-1 in opener

    Cespedes homers in 10th, Mets top Marlins 2-1 in opener

    When the New York Mets need a big hit, Yoenis Cespedes is their man. Cespedes homered with two outs in the bottom of the 10th inning to give New York a 2-1 win over the slumping Miami Marlins in the first game of a pivotal series between National … More »

    AP - Sports - 26 minutes ago
  • Finger break ends Sri Lanka tour for Australia's Marsh

    Finger break ends Sri Lanka tour for Australia's Marsh

    Shaun Marsh will miss the remainder of Australia's tour of Sri Lanka after the top-order batsman broke a finger while fielding during Sunday's third one-day international, the country's cricket board has said. Australia have not called up a … More »

    Reuters - 29 minutes ago
  • Leonys Martin shows off great range and perfect timing to rob homer

    Leonys Martin shows off great range and perfect timing to rob homer

    Seattle Mariners centerfielder Leonys Martin made sure to show off all of those traits during an excellent catch during Monday’s 6-3 loss to the Texas Rangers. In the bottom of the seventh inning, Rangers outfielder Ian Desmond stepped to the plate … More »

    Big League Stew - 30 minutes ago