Phenomenal Swag: Jack Nicholson tank top

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You know what's creepy? Jack Nicholson. You know what else is creepy? Tank tops. So in theory, a Jack Nicholson tank top would be amongst the creepiest things in existence. Thanks to Pennant Race, we can now test that theory. And yup, their "I [Jack] L.A." tank top is indeed super creepy.

Between the ironic chest hair, ironic cartoon of the most famous Lakers fan and ironic liking of the Lakers, I can see this shirt being huge amongst the hipster Lakers contingent. I'm assuming that's the target market, because if I tried to sneak this in to my house I'm pretty sure it would be confiscated and thrown out almost immediately. So hipsters, go nuts. The rest of us will keep our tank top use to mowing the lawn.

Ball Don't Lie's Swag Rating: Two ironic Muggsy Bogues ...