Tweets of the Week: Drunk football, defender gets pantsed, and Gary Neville ad reads
With Christmas just days away, here’s all of the funny football tweets Santa Claus left in the stocking for you.
If this doesn’t get you in the Christmas cheer, nothing will.
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him pic.twitter.com/9XeMSdN90A
— Bryan’s Gunn (@bryansgunn) December 18, 2024
This is the greatest sporting event I’ve ever watched. It doesn’t get better than drunk football.
If you throw a football into a group of very drunk men, beautiful things might happen. pic.twitter.com/VH59FyzArl
— The Extreme Football Enthusiast (@ExtremeFootbal4) December 19, 2024
Talk about getting caught with your pants down. Tranmere Rovers’ Jordan Turnbull won’t be able to live this one down.
🤣 When your pants are down and you’re punished! #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueTwo pic.twitter.com/HELPZ0T0Nk
— Sky Bet League Two (@SkyBetLeagueTwo) December 21, 2024
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For someone with so many business interests, Gary Neville really needs to improve on his ad reads.
Gary Neville’s Huel Ads pic.twitter.com/sH9XpgicDm
— Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting (@parentingboyz) December 19, 2024
He could learn a thing or two from Dave Jones.
Thierry Henry: the midfield is disjointed
Jamie Carragher: they need to communicate better
David Jones: I wonder if they could learn teamwork from Godzilla and King Kong in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 16, 2024
His Christmas present for Jamie Carragher was absolutely brilliant, mind you.
Neville has done him dirty there 🤣 pic.twitter.com/rRfcyn4QHI
— JACK (@jackoefc27) December 19, 2024
Non-league football really is something else.
45’ Peterhead score an absolute screamer. McCarthy celebrates by absolutely leathering the ball at Marc McCallum and is sent off. 0-1.
— Forfar Athletic (@ForfarAthletic) December 17, 2024
Yeah, this is as bizarre as you’d expect.
An utterly bizarre few seconds of football. https://t.co/HPPUFO4bXo pic.twitter.com/uXwub6DWNG
— Logan Hutchison (@Hutchisonjourno) December 18, 2024
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Manuel Ugarte has no interest in making friends with the paparazzi.
Ugarte 😭 pic.twitter.com/AMSJ1SF4dC
— SK 🇾🇪 (@UtdSk_) December 19, 2024
Gabriel Jesus had barely scored a goal all year until Arsenal played Crystal Palace twice in one week.
loves jesus so much he let him score 5 goals against him in 3 days fairs pic.twitter.com/7HhE8SSQLl
— george🏴 (@cpfc_geezy) December 21, 2024
It’s fair to say this Korean streamer had mixed feelings about Son Heung-min scoring against Man Utd, the club he supports.
HELP- he’s conflicted 😭 south korean national hero son heungmin scored an olympico, butttt man united is losing lmaoskdhsjsj pic.twitter.com/CwlrFwdV0a
— kayla ⁷ (@k_son7) December 20, 2024
Spurs won an entertaining match in the end. Their fans would probably prefer if they could win a sedate 2-0 game next time, though.
neutrals: what a game!
spurs fans: https://t.co/jC1ovWkKiQ pic.twitter.com/KzfE8zqKTZ
— ayudi (@sunggyuphile) December 19, 2024
Sometimes it’s not the manager’s fault.
I’ve been an Ange hater but I’ve watched their last 4 full 90’s and he should be allowed to shoot one Spurs player every time they concede
— pdb (@nufcpb) December 19, 2024
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Good news, Sergio Reguilon is still alive.
Sergio Reguilon on Instagram 🤣 pic.twitter.com/8T9c8hpYYn
— The Spurs Express (@TheSpursExpress) December 20, 2024
You’ll never be as dedicated to something as much as Jamie Vardy is to shithousing. The man is picking up foreign phrases just so he wind up opposition defenders.
Dedication to your craft >>>> https://t.co/6fHSZ5XpOr
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) December 19, 2024
Atletico Madrid got one over on Barcelona this weekend.
https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1870592717761257683
Stoke City cult hero and Fifa Club World Cup winner Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting has completed the latest free transfer of his career.
Eric-Maxim Chuopo-Moting has signed for New York Red Bulls. On free transfer, which mean that the streak is still alive. No club has ever paid a transfer fee for him. He’s only moved on free transfers his entire career.
— Maxi (@MaaxiAngelo) December 18, 2024
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Man City lost. Again. What is going on??
so, you like Man City losses, eh? well have all the Man City losses in the world! pic.twitter.com/FMyg5xkrLa
— Beav (@__Beav) December 21, 2024
I’m sure fans of every other club are very sympathetic to their plight.
Watching Man City pic.twitter.com/xjlMgYi5Dl
— Zito (@_Zeets) December 21, 2024
Two legends of the game.
since everyone’s talking about Timothee Chalamet’s attachment to sports, here’s a picture of him and, current Liverpool centre back, Joe Gomez after they played eachother as kids😭🤷🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/19TQCTZNKb
— stranger (@MUFCstranger) December 10, 2024
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