Tweets of the Week: Calafiori ‘aura’, Rastafarian McClaren, and Cucurella’s awful advert
We’ve found the best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week, just for you. You lucky sod.
This Arsenal fan spoke the truth.
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/aq21YPnkgA
— ًًً (@Marescaholic) August 1, 2024
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Steve McClaren was named the new Jamaica manager this week.
Retire with a shred of dignity, or manage Jamaica.
Steve Bruce: pic.twitter.com/rl6nPEMUhr
— Memecastle United (@Memecastle_Utd) July 29, 2024
Team talks and press conferences should be interesting anyway.
Steve McClaren at HT when Jamaica are 4-0 down in his first game pic.twitter.com/S83InxK2Jo
— The72 – We Love the #EFL (@_The72) July 31, 2024
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Quite the pre-match ritual.
1.FC Köln fans at the traditional season-opening mass in the Cologne Cathedral this morning ahead of the game vs Hamburg tonight 🇩🇪⛪️ pic.twitter.com/ZNyVCbGZqC
— 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 (@thecasualultra) August 2, 2024
Marc Cucurella would really want to have a good season after this.
It had to be done. 🍻🥘😜@EstrellaDammUK pic.twitter.com/bWoXzbfK5G
— Marc Cucurella (@cucurella3) August 2, 2024
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Because he’s not doing the song any justice in pre-season…
Four. Haaland.
🔵 0-4 💠 [56’] #BluesInTheUSA
— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) August 3, 2024
Jean-Philippe Mateta followed through for France against Argentina.
He came, he saw, he stood on business. https://t.co/xPdrdJOt0x pic.twitter.com/KtpAHQkJA4
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) August 2, 2024
No image has ever captured the difference between Pep Guardiola and Carlo Ancelotti so perfectly.
Guardiola Ancelotti pic.twitter.com/pdDKkl5Nmz
— Yihi (@YihiRM) August 1, 2024
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Thomas Muller as a what now?!
Now who did this pic.twitter.com/6a9vNebbFa
— 🤫🐐 (@peja_rma) August 1, 2024
That wax artist has done Wayne Rooney dirty.
This Wayne Rooney waxwork in Gdansk looks like he’s been cornered by a paedophile hunter. pic.twitter.com/i1Ldu6NJLE
— Mattso (@M4ttso) August 2, 2024
Pretty much sums up Twitter these days.
My Twitter feed since Elon Musk took over pic.twitter.com/xPVi8ToNlT
— Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) August 1, 2024
Time for Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez to face the music.
Enzo Fernandez returning to the Chelsea dressing room pic.twitter.com/hOOMcjolmo
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) July 30, 2024
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A bit of an unfortunate sponsorship soils the excellent new Bournemouth kit.
Pic 1: Oh the Bournemouth kit looks class.
Pic 2:… Nevermind pic.twitter.com/fb3dHRqLhu
— Stewart's Gloves (@StewartsGloves) July 30, 2024
Ryan Reynolds has gone all out for the marketing of Deadpool and Wolverine.
Quick scroll of the club website… and didn’t expect that! 😂 @PMullin7 #DeadpoolAndWolverine pic.twitter.com/5HN7tQmgCJ
— RobRyanRed – Wrexham AFC Podcast (@RobRyanRed) July 30, 2024
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Graphic design is my passion.
0-0 or 1-1 ? Nice of Nottingham Forest’s head of fonts to leave it up to us to decide. https://t.co/i9OkY52YGa
— FFJoe (@FFScout_Joe) August 2, 2024
An honest health update from Louis van Gaal.
🗣️ – Van Gaal: "My health? I am doing well. After 3 years of radiation therapy, kidney infections, prostate surgery, I can finally manage it. I can pee naturally again, which is important. But I can't make love anymore, that's a problem." [rtl] pic.twitter.com/DDqt5SSYYp
— 𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) August 2, 2024
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