Tweets of the Year: David Coote, Roy Keane, snapping spaghetti and the Wot d’Or
2024 has finally drawn to a close, so we’ve collated the very best football tweets of the past year for your enjoyment.
There is a lot to look back on, so let’s not waste anymore time, so here they are in (for the most part) chronological order.
Tweets of the Year: David Coote, Roy Keane, snapping spaghetti and the Wot d’Or
What do you get for the thirty-something Football Manager gamer in your life?
Didn’t think a birthday card could hit so hard. This one hurts pic.twitter.com/TzWiy6JJI3
— Jack Kenmare (@jackkenmare_) December 30, 2023
Brazilian football took shithousery to new levels this year.
Isso aqui é puro suco de futebol carioca kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
O que fizeram com o menino Yarlen hoje foi sacanagem 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ot4LPg0Fir
— Antonio (@_ToiM22) March 3, 2024
Raheem Sterling made one of the great free kick attempts of our time.
This angle is outrageous pic.twitter.com/wHwDqgLh3l
— 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗮 (@angeliapt4) March 18, 2024
Harry Kane remains the greatest trophy dodger in the game.
Dortmund hadn’t defeated Bayern Munich away from home since 2014, Bayern hadn’t lost a league title in 11 straight years, Bayer Leverkusen had never won a Bundesliga title in their history, until one man arrived pic.twitter.com/Slsjfih7wI
— TS🍇🇧🇷 (@Trujista) March 30, 2024
Harry Kane's gonna move to Celtic at the age of 37 to try and win something and Hibs will win the league.
— . (@SCFCJosh96) February 10, 2024
The longest running series in television history.
guys im getting into football but i didn’t realise how many episodes there were. not spoilers for tonight please pic.twitter.com/C5sGiUBlmo
— Evie ♡ (@EFCevie) March 26, 2024
Athletic Club de Bilbao won the Copa del Rey and they celebrated it in some style.
Bilbao is having a party. There's something extra special about one-club football cities. pic.twitter.com/Vf9VrkztNx
— Euan McTear (@emctear) April 11, 2024
It’s heartening to see there’s still room for moments of tenderness at the highest level of the sport.
“ederson….”
“yeah?”
“do you ever look up into the night sky and wonder if we’re alone in the universe?” pic.twitter.com/5Gl96LcV1O— i love joe gomez (@ldawg1245) April 17, 2024
This West Ham United fan couldn’t have looked less threatening if he tried.
https://twitter.com/ciarcarlin/status/1781464057112940941
The 2023/24 Premier League title race in a nutshell.
https://twitter.com/Gilology/status/1780294062651670970
Nottingham Forest put out this absolutely unhinged tweet after they were denied three penalty shouts against Everton.
Three extremely poor decisions – three penalties not given – which we simply cannot accept.
We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times.
NFFC will now consider its options.
— Nottingham Forest (@NFFC) April 21, 2024
Alan Shearer’s response was brilliant.
Alan Shearer's response to Forest's Statement to PGMOL is absolute quality😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DIKOxa3fYM
— 𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 (@OfficialVizeh) April 22, 2024
The real MVP in MLS this season was not Lionel Messi. It was Raquinho the Raccoon.
Screw it, raccoon highlights. 🦝 pic.twitter.com/n1weQHrmKe
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) May 16, 2024
IRN BRU delivered one of the greatest football ads ahead of Euro 2024.
I’m in bits 🤣🤣🤣 I may even go so far as supporting Scotland now 🤷♀️😂 pic.twitter.com/0s12CmbaFY
— JPC (@jpxan71) May 31, 2024
Carlo Ancelotti won his fifth Uefa Champions League as a manager this year. He was managing Everton not that long ago.
Iconic 😄 #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/XpMCtsRx9V
— UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) June 1, 2024
Unfortunately the Euros bore witness to some disgraceful anti-Italian discrimination.
Tw: Italianophobia
Albanian fans snapped spaghetti in front of Italian fans ahead of the Italy-Albania Euro 2024 match. pic.twitter.com/7c3c5rByOI
— kos_data (@kos_data) June 15, 2024
Uefa are intent on killing the beautiful game.
0 camera shots of Albanian or Italian women in the stands pic.twitter.com/5b6tAaLSk3
— M (@MarcusKnowsBall) June 15, 2024
The level of disrespect Andre Amadou Onana showed this reporter was hilarious.
Sensational change of aura from Amadou Onana here. He went from BBC Four to ITV2 in an instant
pic.twitter.com/sFp8VdpmjG— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 18, 2024
No one will ever offer up a better explanation of the differences between the Euros and the Copa America than this.
The Euro is like watching a really talented and fun hip hop dance competition. Fast paced and high skilled.
The Copa is like watching a knife fight outside the club at 3am. Not as artful, but they do know how to handle the knife. Not like you’re turning away, either.
— Duane Rollins (@24thminute) June 22, 2024
Here’s a visual representation, in case you needed it.
Time for Copa America pic.twitter.com/8U9nCOPDEb
— Laza 🇨🇴 🇩🇴 (@LazaBautista) June 22, 2024
Landon Donovan showed up to work with the worst hair job of all time.
Sorry @landondonovan 😂 pic.twitter.com/VGj2AFwWhs
— Mike Magee (@magee18) June 18, 2024
Remember when Darwin Nunez absolutely lost his head and started fighting spectators in the stands?
Uruguay players have entered the stands and a fight has broken out between fans and players pic.twitter.com/XRbte2ibiy
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 11, 2024
Peter Crouch had his finest moment as a pundit during the summer.
Are you a fan? @petercrouch pic.twitter.com/q7hcdhG8Xx
— That Peter Crouch Podcast (@PeterCrouchPod) July 9, 2024
An object lesson in how not to start a football match.
Increíble 🤯 lo que pasó en el fútbol de Brasil.
Un equipo se puso 1 a 0 antes de tocar la la pelota. 😵💫
Cinema futebol 🚬 pic.twitter.com/YBDVCguASz
— Lautaro Gravano (@lautarogravano) July 2, 2024
Aston Villa released the best kit reveal of the year.
Instant classic.
UP THE VILLA! 💜 pic.twitter.com/cDJTFniFM6
— Aston Villa (@AVFCOfficial) July 23, 2024
Roy Keane has no time for drivers who park in disabled spaces.
Roy Keane is a man of the people. pic.twitter.com/z6rn2c0ytJ
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) July 24, 2024
Easily the best video of 2024.
So good! 👍😂😂
— Figen (@TheFigen_) July 24, 2024
No image has ever captured the difference between Pep Guardiola and Carlo Ancelotti so perfectly.
Guardiola Ancelotti pic.twitter.com/pdDKkl5Nmz
— Yihi (@YihiRM) August 1, 2024
Riccardo Calafiori had Arsenal fans feeling some kind of way.
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/aq21YPnkgA
— ًًً (@Marescaholic) August 1, 2024
Louis van Gaal provided us with a very honest update on his health in August.
🗣️ – Van Gaal: "My health? I am doing well. After 3 years of radiation therapy, kidney infections, prostate surgery, I can finally manage it. I can pee naturally again, which is important. But I can't make love anymore, that's a problem." [rtl] pic.twitter.com/DDqt5SSYYp
— TheEuropeanLad (@TheEuropeanLad) August 2, 2024
We learned Mikel Arteta hired a group of pickpockets to keep the Arsenal players on their toes. What an exhausting manager he must be to work under.
Pep has made Mikel Arteta a seriously ill man pic.twitter.com/WyJZECiGkV
— 𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 (@OfficialVizeh) August 8, 2024
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Alright, Declan Rice. pic.twitter.com/wZjVFJgaUq
— Cultras Football Podcast (@thecultraspod) August 7, 2024
All those pre-season prayers from Ugandan Man Utd fans didn’t have the desired effect.
Man Utd fans in Uganda 🇺🇬 pray ahead of the new season 😭😭pic.twitter.com/zAHcNJh6rv
— POOJA!!! (@PoojaMedia) August 16, 2024
You have to admire this Ipswich Town fan’s commitment to the bit.
Incredible I have to say pic.twitter.com/iN8CaAHLzT
— Lewis Steele (@LewisSteele_) August 17, 2024
Read – Remembering the Liverpool XI that relegated Ipswich in 2002
This was a nice little addition to the Premier League this season.
All 20 new goal animations unlocked 🔓
Got a favourite? pic.twitter.com/3ZbuZBtWzS
— Premier League (@premierleague) August 21, 2024
It’s great to have Jamie Vardy back in the Premier League.
The Jamie Vardy experience (37 years old with no preseason):
• Downs a can of red bull before the second half
• Scores the equaliser against Spurs (earned his team a point)
• Reminds them that he has 1 PL title and they have 0
• Tells Romero to f off pic.twitter.com/S6XVwvNRYF— 🇨🇩🇸🇱 (@8Flavs) August 19, 2024
Trying to be too clever on Football Manager rarely pays off.
tried inverting fullbacks in a Genoa FM save and got pumped 11-1 by Milan pic.twitter.com/RspTQPIhtg
— J 🇦🇱 (@shofaftb) August 22, 2024
Cole Palmer proved that being able to not engage your brain is an elite skill in football. He’s all vibes and goals.
— 🅰️ (@abzMCFC___) August 26, 2024
Read – The youngest Premier League hat-trick scorers for Chelsea
Not even he would be stupid enough to leave Erling Haaland out of his FPL team on GW1, though.
Me thinking I’m being smart by not having Haaland in my FPL pic.twitter.com/RU5kHQnj3G
— luke (@louorns) August 31, 2024
Fantasy Premier League – 69 classic FPL team names to use this season
The return of Oasis resulted in the greatest football stat ever unearthed.
Oasis have today announced a return after 15 years away.
Wojciech Szczęsny has today announced his retirement from football after a 15-year career.
On a completely unrelated note, Szczęsny’s children are called… pic.twitter.com/kjGBNznLxD
— Henry Moeran (@henrymoeranBBC) August 27, 2024
Fast forward a few months and Man City are playing as badly as they did during the band’s peak.
Since fucking Oasis said they were reforming Man City’s form has gone back to the late 90’s
— Ian Rawson (@RawsoniMcr) November 9, 2024
Sparta Prague engaged in some top tier gloating after they qualified for the Uefa Champions League league phase.
𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈… ✈️🎟️#acsparta | #UEL pic.twitter.com/TNaabUWCH9
— AC Sparta Prague (@ACSparta_EN) August 27, 2024
Gary Neville put the commentator’s curse on Kobbie Mainoo during Liverpool’s win over Man Utd.
Carragher almost losing it on comms when it goes 0-3 is everything 😂 pic.twitter.com/4cDf6deq1w
— Ben Kelly (@bkelly776) September 1, 2024
There is nothing like Scottish football.
Nice to see the St Johnstone fans around the Motherwell TV Commentator taking the late goal well 😬. pic.twitter.com/tktMD66TiH
— camer0n_mcd (@camer0n_mcd) September 1, 2024
Every single time.
https://t.co/Yf0u9wxBki pic.twitter.com/eWgjjQHNoz
— ray (@prvidnce) September 3, 2024
Lee Carsley caused a stir by not singing the national anthem during his spell as interim England manager.
Football managers who refuse to sing the national anthem should be sacked, according to a newspaper whose owner refuses to pay tax in Britain
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) September 7, 2024
Read – Lee Carsley national anthem decision needs no explanation in the face of tabloid fury
Declan Rice made a show of himself by doing a non-celebration celebration – against his former country.
Doing the respect celebration in international football is the most woke thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/azDK7JTcaO
— Will (@willreyner) September 7, 2024
Now that’s what I call an impact sub.
Just a casual game in the Welsh leagues. A lad gets subbed on, scores a goal and gets an assist. Then gets arrested in the 85th minute. Only in south wales 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/ACk9mCjTX3
— Jac🏴 (@LFCTJG) September 7, 2024
Everton’s 2024 summed up.
— S T (@TheGoodisonGang) September 14, 2024
You have to be really committed to be a Toffees fan.
do you really think i’d decide to support everton if i wasn’t a real fan?? pic.twitter.com/MN6dnJ99z4
— Evie ♡ (@EFCevie) September 14, 2024
Almost impossible to pick out just one compilation video from Bryan’s Gunn this year, but this has to be my favourite.
Strong outfit pic.twitter.com/po5xvfpX0Q
— Bryan’s Gunn (@bryansgunn) September 10, 2024
Nobody topped Real Betis for best transfer reveal in 2024.
👔☎️🤸
Pᴀʀᴋᴏᴜʀ. pic.twitter.com/PqXXoxGMjP
— Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 (@RealBetis) September 11, 2024
The magic of the cup.
Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties pic.twitter.com/mtaR9yAYLg
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 26, 2024
Erling Haaland has erased poor Mickey Quinn’s Premier League legacy with his ridiculous goalscoring exploits.
FFS I wish Roy Keane would have tackled his Dad in his bollocks and I would have still had 5 @premierleague records left 😩 pic.twitter.com/0zN0nd3fmb
— Mick Quinn (@mickquinn1089) September 22, 2024
Jhon Duran became the GOAT of scoring goals as a substitute.
jhon duran is the cristiano ronaldo of divock origis
— Harry (@Owens_EFC) October 2, 2024
His record off the bench is incredible.
Duran to Emery every time it hits 74th min pic.twitter.com/qzyprufxJk
— Louis Soper (@louis_soper) October 2, 2024
Imagine going through a whole season unbeaten with a perfect defensive record and not winning the league.
Division 4 in women's football is crazy. Ängelholms FF went invincible and didn't concede a goal during the season and still didn't win the league. pic.twitter.com/bj4XtHGwPh
— 🇸🇪 (@SwedeStats) October 21, 2024
Vinicius Jr’s missed out on the Ballon d’Or to Rodri, making Rio Ferdinand look very foolish indeed.
Whether you agree with Rodri winning the Ballon d’Or or not, we’re all winners here because Rio Ferdinand looks like a fool for this
— Callum Boyle (@Callum_Boyle_) October 28, 2024
Man Utd sacked Erik ten Hag in October.
Ten Hag getting "sacked" just as #BlackOps6 launches https://t.co/vYZazJRTMN pic.twitter.com/S21Q0wMWaA
— Call of Duty UK (@CallofDutyUK) October 28, 2024
The Dutchman left a parting gift for Pep Guardiola.
https://twitter.com/speziaIs/status/1861530522112889176
Set piece coaches earned celebrity status this year.
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mMe1tJRCQ2
— Sumeet (@flameosumeet) October 31, 2024
Marcelo parted ways with Fluminense following an extraordinary touchline fallout with manager Mano Menezes.
O mano Menezes fez com o Marcelo o que o mesmo costuma fazer com as crianças… gostei muito, parabéns mano Menezes, eu passo pano.
A soberba precede a queda.
Passou vergonha Marcelo. pic.twitter.com/aX7N4g3TdY— Rodrigo Henrique 🔴⚫ (@Rodrigo67010057) November 2, 2024
These mascots deserve a raise.
Your fella gets rattled by mascots!!😂 pic.twitter.com/WrFpLC9zn2
— ⚒𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗿𝘂𝗻@𝘄𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗺⚒️ (@chickenrunwhufc) November 3, 2024
Sky Sports News reporter Gary Cotterill made an absolute fool of himself during Ruben Amorim’s press conference, ahead of the Portuguese coach’s move to Man Utd.
https://twitter.com/ProximaJornada1/status/1853496818388119598
No post caused as much of a furore on Football Twitter this year as the tweet of David Coote having a rant about Jurgen Klopp did.
https://twitter.com/Josh97LFC/status/1855968991119872392
Look, who among us hasn’t committed potentially career-ending material to video at the end of a gaff party?
"can my mate come to the afters? he's sound"
the mate: pic.twitter.com/MkMxJyaKCT
— Aidan James (@mcandidate) November 11, 2024
It would only get worse for dear old David.
https://twitter.com/PL_Match_Centre/status/1856782035492233713
You just know he’s done this at least once at a gaff party.
David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff pic.twitter.com/txH8yAaSFi
— Blair MacKay (@BlairMacKay17) November 13, 2024
Meanwhile, in Argentina, a top-flight club was heavily criticised for fielding an influencer before taking him off a minute after the game kicked off.
https://twitter.com/marcosquintanna/status/1856052110217097325
This might be the funniest Roy Keane moment of all time.
"Please keep that in!" 🤣
Is this the funniest moment in Stick to Football history? 😅 pic.twitter.com/ijMXyGeHLR
— The Overlap (@WeAreTheOverlap) November 21, 2024
Sean Dyche looked like a guilty dog after he’s just stolen some sausages off your plate.
My fella saw Sean Dyche in the lift at the Courteeners gig last night and said he was dead discreet and then showed me the least discreet picture I’ve ever seen HAHAHAHAH look at the side eye pic.twitter.com/r1CXAFYL9q
— Jennifer Roberts (@JenniferRober14) November 22, 2024
Liverpool defender Conor Bradley upended Kylian Mbappé, turning the Real Madrid star into a meme.
— Vidseefc (@Vidseefc) November 28, 2024
No wonder Leicester City sacked Steve Cooper. This might be the best Premier League stat of 2024.
My favourite Steve Cooper stat is he's managed 67 Premier League games and he's won at 4 grounds.
— DT (@1993DT__) November 24, 2024
A last-minute wardrobe change caused havoc with this punditry team.
https://twitter.com/Sian_Hewitt89/status/1863324725251805437
Ruben Amorim has not had the intended effect on Man Utd since becoming manager.
The Amorim new manager bounce pic.twitter.com/fAo8SbGLKV
— Ben (@CriminalCosta) December 7, 2024
Biggest result of the year.
Massive away win for the little fella. pic.twitter.com/uu8xpK1Jky
— Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) December 2, 2024
Marco Reus finally did it and we couldn’t be happier for him.
https://twitter.com/Khaya_LFC/status/1865727413407101058
Football is at its very best when played by a bunch of drunk men.
If you throw a football into a group of very drunk men, beautiful things might happen. pic.twitter.com/VH59FyzArl
— The Extreme Football Enthusiast (@ExtremeFootbal4) December 19, 2024
The most bizarre reaction to a goal we’ve ever seen.
HELP- he’s conflicted 😭 south korean national hero son heungmin scored an olympico, butttt man united is losing lmaoskdhsjsj pic.twitter.com/CwlrFwdV0a
— kayla ⁷ (@k_son7) December 20, 2024
it’s not been a great few months for Spurs or Ange Postecoglou, but in fairness look at what he has to work with.
I’ve been an Ange hater but I’ve watched their last 4 full 90’s and he should be allowed to shoot one Spurs player every time they concede
— pdb (@nufcpb) December 19, 2024
As is tradition, muslim footballer Mo Salah confused everyone by tweeting a photo of him and his family with a Christmas tree.
https://twitter.com/MoSalah/status/1871982354350354568
Read – Mo Salah backed to realise Ballon d’Or dream in 2025 by Liverpool legend
Club commentary at its finest.
Another derby, another @harrywilson_ goal. 🪄 pic.twitter.com/2kkSXJmt7O
— Fulham Football Club (@FulhamFC) December 26, 2024
We can’t wait to see what 2025 has in store for us.
The funniest relegation battle of all time is ON pic.twitter.com/0uWIBmKxWD
— Cultras Football Podcast (@thecultraspod) December 30, 2024