Kenneth Starr sat for an interview with ESPN on Wednesday where he announced his resignation as Baylor's chancellor (he was removed as president last week). The gaffes were numerous, from unbelievable claims of ignorance, to a lack of understanding of the crime of sexual assault, to making mind-numbing points such as noting that Baylor's campus is alcohol-free. Instead he sounded like a breathless fan, repeating the mindless tripe of how Briles was some kind of otherworldly leader of men, a person of the highest morals and someone who had a canny ability to save lost souls … as long as they ran a 4.5 40, of course.