Haaland apologises and the Lazio falconer shares too much
Every week we look back at the best, funniest and oddest football posts on social media from the past seven days.
Erling Haaland teased his new Man City contract in the most Erling Haaland way possible.
🧘🏼♂️👀 pic.twitter.com/IlL3uUhjkT
— Erling Haaland (@ErlingHaaland) January 17, 2025
The Norwegian signed a monster nine-and-a-half year deal, so he wrote a thoughtful apology to every Premier League defender.
Dear defenders 🖋️ pic.twitter.com/bra8MZEhq6
— Manchester City (@ManCity) January 17, 2025
The City social media team went above and beyond for the announcement.
Our boyhood blue 🩵 pic.twitter.com/vhPOSBilRn
— Manchester City (@ManCity) January 17, 2025
Read – What Erling Haaland’s new deal means for Man City
In the strangest football story of the year, Lazio fired their falconer, Juan Bernabé, who flew an eagle around the Olympic Stadium before every home game, for sharing a video of his penile enhancement. That really happened.
Lazio have fired their falconer after he willingly published a video on instagram showing his penis after getting a prothesis, claiming his sexual life will now get better. The eagle won’t fly at the stadium anymore.
byu/interfan1999 insoccer
Bernabé is no stranger to controversy. He was previously reprimanded for doing a Roman salute, which was somehow not a fireable offence.
Claudio Lotito insists he won’t forgive former Lazio falconer Juan Bernabè and says that showing videos of a penile implant was ‘worse’ than making a fascist salute. pic.twitter.com/oMrjp4cJyr
— Football Italia (@footballitalia) January 16, 2025
Ange Postecoglou has been flicking through the Manifesto recently…
Viva Comrade Ange pic.twitter.com/X6GdHHKNLm
— Cultras Football Podcast (@thecultraspod) January 13, 2025
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Luka Modric really hates snakes.
His kids laughing at him while Luka was just fighting for his life 😂🐍 pic.twitter.com/RxtSXuTd0E
— Ele (@EleModric) January 17, 2025
If this was in my house I would be lifting it like a trophy every single day.
Me mates bird has the only gone and won the Conference League pic.twitter.com/nGmJiSczEO
— Penny (@Cal_efc27) January 18, 2025
This Sky Sports producer deserves a raise.
listen, fair play pic.twitter.com/TgepJwbmiN
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) January 17, 2025
Every season a Fulham fan posts something like this and it never fails to wind up the Proper Football Men online.
Fulham fans on the train up to Leicester
The games gone@FulhamishPod @Awaydays23 @FBAwayDays @FulhamFC pic.twitter.com/tUzkfxjYwS
— Rob Trog (@1troggy_FFC) January 18, 2025
The Stewards do love a little comfy rest.
now why is this the first tiktok i see pic.twitter.com/6QfLEo9baY
— martha 🏎️ (@alessiarussos) January 16, 2025
Crystal Palace and Lyon co-owner John Textor had some of his texts leaked this week.
🚨EXCL: 🔴🔵🇶🇦🇺🇸 #Ligue1 |
❗️John Textor a une manière très particulière de parler de ses joueurs.
➡️ Ci-dessous des discussions avec un président de club européen où il qualifie Rayan Cherki de "Trou du C…" et son entourage également.
Avec @AurelienLgMoec & @sebnonda pic.twitter.com/xprGmyEJHD
— Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM) January 13, 2025
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