Fantasy Hockey Team Names For 2024-25

Which is worse: Screwing up your first-round pick or having a boring team name?

Only in one of those scenarios are your friends laughing with you instead of at you. Choose wisely.

Aged Sheary Vinegar
Alexander Oven Chicken
All About the Bennjamins
Apple Vinegar Seider
As Gudas It Gets
Auston Powers
Barrie Picking
Bathroom Staals
Best Copp on the Force
Bo Scorevat
Cale Salad
Call Him Dr. (Seth) Jones!
Calm Before the Strome
Chanandler Bong Stephenson
Chronicles of Rittich
Cody Glass Onion: A First-Round Mystery
Coffey Crisp
Connor McJesus
Cradle 2 the Graves
Darth Vladar
Dave Taylor's Version
Dawson Mercer’s Creek
Death by a Thousand Couts
Devon Live in Levi’s
Dirty Pastrnak Water
Do the Dougie
Don’t Toews Me, Bro
Doughty Deeds
Dr. Quinn, Defense Man
Dumba and Dumber
Dun Dun Dunn!
Dustin Teen Wolf: The Movie
Eetu, Brute?
Eichel Tower
El Nino Niederreiter
Everybody Loves Raymond
Evgenii Who’s Your Dadanov
Fantastic Mr. Adam Fox
Genormous Malkin
Go Go Power Rangers
Gone Kempe-ing
Got Malkin?
Happy as a Larkin
Haula-back Girl
Hi, I’m Cozen Greg
His Name is Joonas
Hoobastankoven
Huby Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
It’s a Novak Moment
Jaccob I’m a Slavin 4 U
Jacked Huge
Jagr Bombs
Jakob Chicken Run
Jared Big Sturgeon
Jesper’s Bratz
Joey Wollworth’s
John Jacob Jadenheimer Schwartz
Jon Be Nimble, Jon Be Quick
Josi What I See
Josi and the Pussycats
Juuse Fruit
Karel Veggie Milka
Kari Let-one-in
Kessel Run
King Arturs: Legend of the Silovs
Klefbombs
Klingberg, Right Ahead!
Kopi Tar Pits
Leon Night Riders
Lock, Stalock and Barrel
Logan Thompson’s Run
Mackenzie of House Blackwood
Malkin in the Middle
Marky Markstrom and the Funky Bunch
Mats Zucca e Olio
Mo Money, Mo Problem, Mo Seider
Natural Born Keller
Netflix and Chel
Nick Schmaltz and Gribenes
Nip/Tuch
No Regretzkys
No-Save Dave
Oh, My Dahlin Clementine
100 Metre Hertls
Optimus Reimer
Original Brattwurst
Oscar Meier Weiner
Panarin Bread
Pheonix Rising
Phil da Thrill
Phillip Scrubauer
Polly Want a Kaapo Kakko
Pope Nick Paul XX
Pork and Pinto Beans
Price is Right
Puck Dynasty
Recchium for a Dream
Rice VerMaccelli
Saad and Lonely
Sam Tempered Steel
Skipping Roope
Spencer Knights of the Old Republic
Stammer Time
Steak Tatar
Tage Against the Machine
Tatar Sauce
Taylor Hall & Oates
Taylor Pickled Raddysh
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
Thatcher in the Rye
The Boldy and the Beautiful
The Caufield Paradox
The Farabee’s Knees
The Great HouDomi
The Justus League
The Mikkodo
The Trouba Doors
The Weegarthans
This is Sprong Tap
Thomas Chat Bot
Thrill of a Kirill
Tkachuk E. Cheese
Travis Boyd n the Hood
Twin Peeke
Valimaki Roll
Vlasic Pickles
We’ve Got the Owen Power
What’s Kraken
What’s the Maatta
Wheeler Snipe Celly
Why So Saad?
The Wood Tkachuks
Yanni Bitter Gourde
Yer a Wizard, Terry