CKY - Monday, May 27, 2024 - 12:30 a.m. (ET) - Segment #2

(Audience laughter) Every muscle she touches just... oozes. (Audience laughter) Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain yourself, buddy. >> So, you had a good time, huh? >> Oh, yeah. >> Enjoyed yourself. >> Very much. >> Alright, now you listen and you listen good! (Audience laughter) >> What?! >> The massages are out! >> What are you-- >> Ah! They're out! (Audience laughter) >> Why?! >> Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! >> Wait a minute, wait a minute! I need my massages! Can't you see I'm burned out?! (Audience laughter) (Audience applause) >> I'm sorry, Kramer. >> Why? Why? Look, I paid for her! (Audience laughter) >> Don't youevertalk about her like that! >> Yeah, but what-- >> That's final! >> Ah! (Audience laughter) >> Male Announcer:Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Giants Stadium. >> Oh, you have photos in your wallet? >> Yeah. Why, is-- is that weird? >> No, it's normal. You're very normal. (Audience laughter) You're totally normal. (Chuckles) Who's this? >> That's my mother. >> Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance. >> No, there's no resemblance. >> Yeah, there is. Right here, you see-- >> Elaine, I was adopted. (Audience laughter) >> Oh. That's nice. (Audience laughter) >> Oh, the game's about to start. Yeah, I wonder where your friend Kramer is. (Audience cheering) >> Uh, yeah, uh, a ticket for Kramer. >> Here it is. I need some ID. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. (Snaps fingers) You know, I forgot my wallet. >> Well, I can't give it to you, then. >> Are you kidding me? >> I'm afraid not. >> Come on, just look at me, huh? Now, tell me I'm not Kramer. (Audience laughter) >> I'm sorry. I need proof. >> Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the ID. I got nothing to do all day! >> Neither do I. (Audience laughter) But without ID, I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket. >> Where's a phone? (Audience cheering) >> Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office? Joel Rifkin, telephone. (Audience laughter) >> Who would be calling me here? >> He's not the murderer. (Audience laughter) She'll never bend the knee. The greens are coming for you, Rhaenyra, and for your children. (Dramatic music) Otto: It is your great privilege to witness this, a new day for our realm! (Cheering) (Roar) Rhaenyra: We don't choose our destiny. It chooses us. ( ) ( ) Stop dreaming. Start shopping. Red Tag Days are on at Toyota, with great offers on select models. Find yours today, at ShopToyota.ca Fire safety is easy with ABC. Their all-purpose fire extinguishers are portable and suited for Manitoba winters. Enjoy peace of mind with full service and a six year warranty. Keeping your family safe since 1979. We all dream of a better tomorrow. Where good health is a reality, not a hope. Together St Boniface Hospital, Health Sciences Centre and HSC Children's Hospital serve nearly 1 million patients annually and helped deliver close to 11,000 babies each year. Proceeds from your purchase of Tri-Hospital Dream Lottery tickets support those efforts and help move health care in Manitoba forward. We're here for you for life. Show your support at Tri-Hospital Dream dot com and let's win together. (Song in French) ( ) ( ) Oh ( ) ( ) Get a head start with Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra and Canada's fastest 5G+ network. Since 2009, Winnipeg Gold Buyer has put cash into the hands of tens of thousands of satisfied Manitobans. With the price of gold at or near all-time highs, there has never been a better time to cash in old gold jewelry, sterling silver items, coins, and bars at competitive market prices. Visit any of our four convenient locations in Winnipeg and Brandon, where our knowledgeable staff will be happy to assist you in a safe and comfortable environment.

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