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Lube City,Alberta's trusted experts. [service bell rings] Murr: Q, she's in your seat, buddy. Excuse me. Yeah. Um, I'm sorry. Do I look like a-a jerk to you? [ Laughter ] No. Then why would you be sitting in my seat? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't... [ Chuckles ] I don't think we're in your seats. [ Laughter ] JJ105? Oh! Oh, my God! Murr: Okay, Q, recognize the error. Joe: What time is it? Oh, 2:00 P.M. [ Laughter ] Murr: You had matinee tickets! I had matinee tickets. Oh, wow! Oh, my God! Q, that was... [ Laughter ] Oh, my God, it sucks. FF112, buddy. -Four women, lovely women. -Four lovely women. It's a girls' night out, guys. Girls night out, going to see Blue Man Group. -Oh, yeah. -Remember you're a jerk. This is FF? This is row FF? We're in FF. Yes, sir. 'Cause I got FF112. -This -- -It's a group of four. It's a group of four, so he thinks his ticket is in the middle of a group of four. Yeah, who's in 112? Who needs to gets to stepping? I can't -- I can't even take this. Gets to... Something is wrong. [ Laughter ] I just want my seats. Let's see the ultimate jerk move. This is -- I'm gonna throw up. Okay, I'm 1-112, you see. And, uh, you know,I don't have a husband to pay for my tickets for me,so I paid for this. Oh, my God! FF112. What's -- Oh, it's -- "My ticket's March 1st." Oh, March -- This is for March. [ Laughter ] It feels horrible. I do not envy you right now, buddy. Wow. All right, buddy. P101 -- we want 'em out. This is like "Battleship," almost. Yes. Murr: I need 10% more jerk. [ Sighs ] Well, I don't care how well-dressed you are. I'm gonna need you to shoo because this is my seat right here. [ Laughter ] Your next coordinates -- LL107. Q, I-I think you can be a bigger jerk, still. -Yes. -Bluetooth. -"Hey, Bluetooth." -Bluetooth dude. Hey, Bluetooth, what seat you in? Yeah, that's my seat. LL107. Yeah, that's my seat. Joe: He -- He's just laughing you off. C8. "You're in my seat. Get the [bleep] up." Oh, my God, I can't take this. Get the [bleep] up. [ Laughter ] Oh, man. Oh, God, I can't take it. Here we go. We're looking to sink Q's battleship here. All right, buddy, NN110. Murr: That's big red there, buddy. Big red. -Our friend Big Red. -Oh, my God. -Get in there. Hurry up. It's almost showtime, buddy. Let's go. This is the last one, Q. No... 110. -Here we go. Here we go. Big red. Psst, psst. [Whistles] Chop, chop,ándale. You're in my seat, bro. Sleeping bag. [ Laughter ] Oh! This guy's having no part of it at all. [ Laughs ] Over it. "Oh, my ticketsare tomorrow." What's today's date? -Oh.-Oh! -Chop, chop, bye-bye.-I think you got a problem. Joe: Chop, chop! [ Laughter ] Wow. That was painful. It was hard. I'mglad it's over. The whole theater thinks I'm a [bleep] asshole. All right, one last thing. We got you a seat. It's actually A103. Ignore everyone in ponchos around you. Yes. Blue Man Group are known for making a mess of their audience. o. No! [ Laughter ] Oh, aah, really hit mewith the... [ Laughter ]

[ ] >> Meredith: beautiful day on the west coast there. Good morning, vancouver! Good morning, canada. It's tracy moore and meredith shaw with you on this thursday. Hi, trace. >> Tracy: hey, meredith! Good morning, everyone! Good morning, canada. Imagine waking up every day and seeing mountains. >> Meredith: I know, right? >> Tracy: there's something to it. >> Meredith: they've been struggling with the wildfires out there in the past weeks and unfortunately this is a story that we're getting more familiar with summer to summer. What a province british columbia is. >> Tracy: stunning! >> Meredith: big show today. >> Tracy: we have a lot going on today. Very, very excited. The hilarious alana glazer is here. You know and love her from her comedy series broad city. Now she's starring in a new comedy film babes. It's hilarious. She's stopping by. >> Meredith: I love her co-host as well. Two of them together -- >> Tracy: amazing! >> Meredith: you're seeing the one and only power house behind trinny woodall. She's unveiling the secrets to her success. She has a book dropping called if the fearless" it's the bible when it comes to beauty and confidence and style. We're going to hear from really mother. Hear from the queen coming up on the show. >> Tracy: very nice! And just after 9 o'clock, action fans buck with l up. Jennifer lopez takes on ai with her netflix film atlas. Devo catches up with the a-list star. You won't want to miss that conversation. >> Meredith: big show. Big stars, big show. Glad you're here with us on "breakfast television." it is 8:31. Tammie sutherland has news next. Good morning. [ ] >> Tammie: good morning, everyone. A dream come true for many sports fans around the country today as the wnba is getting ready to officially announce a new expansion team coming to toronto. An exciting time for women's pro sports that many say will provide a big boost, not only on the court, but off of it as well. >> People just think about the players on the court, but a lot of times people don't understand that having a professional basketball team in your community provides so many more opportunities for outreach. It provides so many different more opportunities for like camps and programming and involvement with the community. >> Tammie: this will be the first wnba team outside of the U.S. the league says that any expansion teams, including toronto's, will begin play for the 2026 season. The team will play out of coca-cola coliseum in downtown toronto, which also hosted toronto's first team in the professional women's hockey league. We'll have more from the official announcement that is expected to happen in just about half an hour's time.

>>> The edmonton oilers could have forward addam henrich back in the lineup tonight. Game 1 is tonight 8:30 eastern time in dallas. Edmonton is our last hope for a canadian stanley cup champion this year. If you're counting, the team also has the most canadian players in the league on its roster. The last time the oilers hoisted lord stanley was in 1990, a canadian team has not won the cup since 1993. >>> Just hours after his spot on the maple leafs bench was filled, the team's former coach sheldon keefe landed a new position in new jersey. The devils officially naming keefe their head coach. He was fired by the leafs following another first round exit at the hands of the boston bruins. They made the post-season five out of the six years he was head coach. >>> New legislation being tabled in ottawa today would extend citizenship to some children born outside of canada. In 2009 the federal conservatives changed the law so canadian parents who were born abroad could not pass down citizenship unless their child was born in canada. Those amendments as well as one withes made in 1977 also stripped thousands of people born out of the country of their canadian citizenship. Last year, the ontario superior court found the current system un unconstitutional as it creates two classes of canadians. The feds were given until june 19th to fix the problem. >>> Right now it't' 8:34 here on "bt." time to take a look at the forecast and we say good morning to frank ferragine. He is live out and about this morning and he is in orangeville, ontario, providing us the latest on the forecast as well as the latest from a local café there. Good morning, frank. >>>>rank: it's blue bird café and grill. I want to show you, I'm in the kitchen right now. This is chef adam who is getting away there, making pizza, getting prepared. You can see the wonderful wood-fired oven in the back there and there's nothing like pizza. I tell you, pizza is the most perfect vessel in the entire world. Have you ever had bad pizza? >> Tammie: I don't think I have. >> Frank: I've had good pizza. >> Tammie: no, only good pizza. That doesn't exist. >> Frank: I've had great pizza, though. >> Tammie: looks like he's having no pizza right now. That's okay. >> Frank: okay. >> Tammie: there we are! >> Frank: yeah, there we go. Let's take a look at what we have in terms of the forecast for today as adam is putting the pepperoni down. We have temperatures today 7° in st. John's, we'll have temperatures of 22 in halifax. As we take a look at montréal, beautiful day there, partly cloudy skies, a high of 26. Got rid of the humidity in southern ontario. Today temperature is 25 but breezy. 16 in thunder bay. Winnipeg today with showers, 13. 12 in regina with cloud cover. Still wet and cool in edmonton and calgary, right around 11. 17 today, but dry conditions in vancouver. 11 through whitehorse, 17 into yellowknife and we'll have temperatures around the freezing mark in iqaluit. Once again, that's your forecast coast to coast to coast on this beautiful thursday. Devo brown, your favourite pizza is . . . >> Devo: the devo pizza is spicy italian sausage. Green olives and hot peppers. >> Frank: oh, simple. >> Devo: how about you? >> Frank: beautiful. I like always a good margarita pizza. That way you actually -- if they can make that well, you know it's a good pizza place. >> Devo: oh, okay. What are you going to have for breakfast behind you? >> Frank: what am I going to have for breakfast behind me? We were talking. Adam has made hot dog pizzas, s'mores pizzas, egg benedict pizza. I think we're just doing a simple pepperoni right now, which you can't beat that too. My kids will be happy about that. >> Devo: there you go. Entertainment coming up, I got a chance to speak with jennifer lopez once again. She's so sweet, but also pretty bad, bad, you know what I'm saying, in her latest film called atlas. Taking on an ai trying to ruin the world. Wait a minute! That sounds like it could happen any time. Woo! We'll talk to her after 9 this morning in entertainment. Coming up still on "breakfast television", on your thursday edition of it, t t hilarious aylana glazer will be talking by to talk about her flick called babes. Happy thursday, everybody, Breakfast Television is brought by Tim's new Flatbread Pizza. Freshly prepared and served hot out of the oven. There's a new Tims run in town. Canadian summers just hit different with Tims.

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