CICI - Saturday, May 25, 2024 - 06:00 p.m. (ET) - Segment #1

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Can I have one? No. But I'm a regular. No. I'm here all the time. No. See how easy it is? Brent? This is startin' to feel like work. Give him a card. Okay. But this only works if you start payin' for stuff. I'll cherish this forever. Thank you. There's no way I'm dirtier than a disc jockey. I lost my card. Can I get another one? Hey, Lacey. I heard you were going around braggin' about how you went to college. Well, just so you know, I have a Master's in History. That's great. A couple of red wines? Thanks. Did I mention I was engaged? Oh, congratulations. You found somebody you love. No, I'm just engaged. Oh. Would you be my maid of honour? Oh, would be honoured. I thought you would ask Sally. I know. I was Sally's maid of honour when she married Bill. Oh, that's right. But now I'm marrying Bill. Oh. (nervous chuckle) Well, uh-well, I-I-I have been out of the loop. Hey, Brent. I hear you guys are giving away loyalty cards. How did you hear about that? Look what I have, Paul. Do you have one? Huh? Huh? It's a pilot project. I don't have much to do with it. How about a rye and water on the house? Sounds good, Prestige Customer. Tell Wanda I said it was okay. Hey, hey, anytime there, Barkeep. You want another round? Well, give the man a prize. And I had you sized up for an ignorant bumpkin. Hmm. I'm gonna go sit somewhere else. Oh, isn't she great? Brent, isn't she great? Well, she-she's, um... hey, look, pickled eggs. Male Announcer: Mary's brightening up daytime with good friends and good times. Give me a high five! Do you love it? Oh my gosh, I love this. Announcer: The Good Stuff with Mary Berg, weekdays on CTV. You've been waiting to get outand drive a New Nissan,great offersare ready So, check out all the latesttech, features and thrills - it's all happening right now. Now, at Nissan, lease select models from as low as 2.99% for 24 months. ( ) Ellie was four months old when she was rescued from a puppy mill with hip and elbow dysplasia. Espanola Animal Hospital prepared to execute Canada's first medial elbow replacement on Ellie. She thinks it went very well. Espanola Animal Hospital. Proud innovators of Veterinary Surgery in Northern Ontario. Happy birthday, big guy. Your old minivan? YOUR old minivan. It still runs? Like new! And thanks to Fountain Tire's trusted, reliable service, you'll be driving this for a loooong time. Never getting rid of this baby. Great. And of course! Quality tires. Why's that guy there? Because honey. Wherever you go, Fountain Tire's right there with you. Ahh?? Do I have to wear the helmet? Absolutely! It's adorable! ( ) Are you tired of your dentures feeling like they are floating in your mouth? Let Allan Delsault get rid of the float! with the Allan Delsault BPS lower suction denture. Open your mouth, please. The lower denture doesn't move and the watch doesn't move. And doesn't move. Secures your dentures in place. So there are no more slips. Custom designed to your needs. Ask for it by name .... Make it an Allan Delsault Denture. Polar bear spray foam can help you cut drafts and cut high bills in your home. They are dedicated to upgrading your home's efficiency. They will evaluate your home, recommend ways you can improve its performance and professionally install what you need to increase your comfort. Delivering excellence in every project. Say goodbye to high heating and cooling bills and welcome to True Home Comfort. Trust your home to the experts at polar bears Spray foam. Call now to make an appointment and let us give your home a bear hug. TO GIVE THE PERFECT CLUE Muscles Flex! YOU GOTTA THINK FAST JOIN JIMMY FALLON AND EMMY-WINNING HOST KEKE PALMER Let's Play! A NEW PASSWORD ON A NEW DAY ON CTV HANK: Emma. Can I ask you for some advice? Can't you ask your own mother? You know she's gone on to a better place. They have phones in Saskatoon. Should we tell someone if someone's friend's being rude to someone? What are you talking about? Would you want to know

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