CFPL - Sunday, May 26, 2024 - 06:00 a.m. (ET) - Segment #2

[Landlord]>> What's going on here? I could hear you clean upstairs. Oh no! Not only are you 3 months behind in your rent, now you're demolishing the property. And what's that? That! [Freddie]>> It's a dog. [Landlord]>> I can see that but a dog is an animal and you know the rules about animals. Oh sure I overlooked the pigeons. Heaven knows the mess they make. But this! I've had it up to here with you. I want you out of here, bag and baggage! Dressing up like a clown. You're a silly old man, that's what you are. Performing for a dog. That's about all you're good for. Remember, I want you out of here. So you can pack up your memories and get out of here! Do you hear me? O u t... Out! [Freddie]>> You heard what the man said. We'd best be off. >>take these will you, harrison? Please be careful with those! Do hurry, both of you. It's time to start the rehearsal. The balloons go there on that hook. According to my schedule harrison, you are the first act to appear. Would you please let us see how you propose to entertain us? [Harrison]>> Any time you're ready. >>miss ellis, miss robinson, come with me. [Harrison]>> Good afternoon, ladies and gents. I'd like to start me act this afternoon with a few impressions. First of all, our old friend, the chicken. Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Thank you, thank you, thank you. For my next l'impression, I shall need a broom. My darling, you are charming, you are beautiful. Would you like to dance? La la la la la, la la, la la la la la la la, la la, la la >>oh dear. If this is all we've got, I'm afraid we won't raise very much money. Did you know that if you're injured on private property by falling on snow and ice, you must provide written notice within 60 days?

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magician or... No miss robinson... Or something. Hello. Do you do something? No I suppose not? Well, pardon me, I've got a lot to do. It will be a miracle if we're ready on time. What's that? Do you want me to take it? I see; a clown. Well we certainly could use one. Freddie the clown. Isn't that funny? I remember seeing a clown called freddie, heavens when I was just a little girl. It must be the same one. Look at the date. (barking) shh! No need to tell everyone how old I am. Well I'm afraid freddie is long past being of any use to us now, wherever he is. Are you still at this miss ellis? I thought you'd be through by now. [Miss Ellis]>> Well I had to stay with the money, to keep an eye on it. [Mrs. Marshall]>> Oh all right. I'll take the cash box and you stay here with the balloons. (barking) all right now, that is quite enough! [Miss Ellis]>> He seems to have taken quite a fancy to you. [Mrs. Marshall]>> It is not mutual. (barking) go home! Do you hear me, go home! It's the only way to deal with things; be firm. Get those balloons away from that dog! [Miss Ellis]>> What are you doing? Don't let go of those balloons! Mrs. Marshall will kill me. [Mrs. Marshall]>> Oh the money! The money! Stop him! Stop him! [Miss Ellis]>> Please give me the balloons. Please be a good doggie, give me the balloons! [Freddie]>> You decided to have your own circus, huh? [Mrs. Marshall]>> Is he your dog? [Freddie]>> No, he doesn't belong to me. [Miss Ellis]>> He brought us here. He obviously wanted us to meet you. [Freddie]>> Oh did he now? These are yours then? Did you take these people's balloons? Shame on you. [Miss Ellis]>> Well now, he didn't take them really. More like borrowed them. [Freddie]>> What have you got in mind? Oh! It's... It's... Its alive. Let me kill it! [Miss Ellis]>> What's that? [Freddie]>> It's my old joey wig. I used to be a clown. >>gee mister, you're funny! [Harrison]>> A clown in a circus? [Mrs. Marshall]>> Not freddie the clown! [Freddie]>> At your service. [Mrs. Marshall]>> Would you by any chance be free this afternoon to help us out with the school fair? [Miss Ellis]>> To come and be a clown for us? It would be wonderful. We really need you. [Harrison]>> Boy do we need you. [Freddie]>> Yeah! What does 140 bucks get you nowadays? Not a whole lot right now for as low as $135 a month. You can get a state of the art heat pump system that will lower your utility bills. A full decade worth of complimentary peace of mind warranty,

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