But, on Wednesday, the Seine was deemed safe enough to swim in, and several brave souls dove in. (Olympic athletes are simply built different because there is not enough convincing you could do for me to swim in that water.)
Here are five photos of triathlon athletes swimming in the yucky Seine River:
Alabama fans are dealing with a whole new reality this season. Texas fans are coping after the Longhorns' first loss of the season. Week 8 brought with it a new outlook for many teams after a surprising Saturday of action.
Caroline Fenton, Jason Fitz & Adam Breneman take a deep dive into the biggest SEC games of Week 8, share one thing they learned from the weekend, and give picks in their CFB stock exchange.
The Yankees' offense is starting to click from top to bottom, while Guardians super-relievers Cade Smith and Emmanuel Clase are showing October fatigue.