Michael Owen and Jason Roberts get burned by Alan Hansen on live TV

Stoke striker Michael Owen and Reading's Jason Roberts had to run to the BBC canteen to fetch ice and bandages straight after Sunday night's MOTD2 recording, as pundit Alan Hansen burned them both so hard.

Roberts has managed just one assist from three substitute appearances this season, while Owen has been too busy trying to get into the South Carolina Police Department with his Movember horseshoe mustache to muster more than one shot in four appearances from the bench.

The former Liverpool defender obviously felt the need to point out the peripheral roles of his Match of the Day guests, but the best bit of this clip is Hansen's unperturbed "What? I'm just telling it how it is" facial expression just after metaphorically punching them both in the crotch.