Links! Plus Arsene Wenger and Roy Hodgson’s band!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Who knew Arsene Wenger's inability to find his pocket and Roy Hodgson headbutting a wall could produce such beautiful music? [YouTube]

Nicklas Bendtner's promise to be a good boy from now on didn't last long. [KCKRS]

Santos had to disband their women's and futsal teams to keep Neymar. [Unprofessional Foul]

David Trezeguet "goes home" to River Plate. [TFB]

The Premier League: Rewriting history as colonial superpowers tend to do. [Twisted Blood]

Get rich quick: The peril of the Champions League. [IBWM]

The football power couple of the year -- it's not Posh and Becks or Cris and Irina. [Kickette]

Why Belgium will win the 2018 World Cup. [SOTB]

Roberto Mancini's imaginary card-waving results in imaginary ban for Martin Skrtel. [FistedAway]