Links! And Julio Cesar crying over his move to QPR!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

This isn't really Julio Cesar crying over his move to QPR, but it is pretty funny. [YouTube]

Laurent Koscielny: The man who doesn't make sense. [F365]

There are no such things as "fake transfer rumors." [TFB]

These are grown men who go out in public wearing full kits (they are also not footballers). [RichardP1975]

Raheem Sterling needs nurturing not adulation. [Life's a Pitch]

A former DC United player is suing the club for $12 million. No, it's not Freddy Adu. [KCKRS]

New-look Milan taking long road back to the top. [Pitchside Europe]

Being Theo Walcott. [Surreal Football]

All Michael Owen transfer rumors apparently started by Michael Owen. [BotN]