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Dirty TackleThe horrors Carlo Ancelotti’s eyes have seen
Deadspin posted the image above of Carlo Ancelotti's life flashing before his eyes during Real Madrid's Copa del Rey win against Osasuna, but this is not the first time Ancelotti has seen something that makes his eyebrow go one way and his face go the other. Here's a collection of images that capture Ancelotti's most mind and soul bending moments as manager of Real Madrid.
During a press conference, Ancelotti is asked whether he feels the daily minutiae of modern sports will be forgotten like that sports thousands of years ago, which really wasn't all that long ago, no matter what it might seem like to us, in the grand scheme of things.
Ancelotti ponders the unimaginable size of the cosmos and how it could all come crashing down at any moment before a friendly against PSG.
Carlo regrets watching Requiem for a Dream in his hotel room the night before.
Carlo attempts to get away from a person who might have been a zombie.
Ancelotti's improvised version of "The Aristocrats" took a depraved turn that even startled Carlo himself at Real Madrid's holiday dinner.
Carlo attempts to protect himself just in case the Polar Vortex is attracted by fear.
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