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You can go on vacation with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team — for a considerable fee
Have the winter blues got you down? Are you feeling lonely, cold and isolated?
If your answer to those questions is 'yes', then the Dallas Cowboys and Living Social have a deal for you. For the not-so-low price of $6,999, you and a friend can jet off to Riviera Maya, Mexico with the famous Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team as they shoot their annual calendar in early April. The website claims the trip carries a retail tag of $16,000, so you're saving about 56 percent — not to mention avoiding the social stigma that usually comes with leering at beautiful women — to hang out with the team.
The total price includes two round-trip flights, an all-inclusive three-night stay at a five-star hotel, a meet-and-greet with the cheerleaders, a chance to watch a swimsuit fashion show and a group dinner with staff and guests.
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As of 11 a.m. Wednesday, one trip package had been purchased on the site. The only requirements are that you and your guest are 21-or-older and the trip must be finalized by March 1.
No word on who pays for the suntan oil or background checks, but how can you pass an opportunity like this up?
We'll, uh, see you down in Mexico.
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