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Justin Fargas, I don't think Yukmouth is really your friend

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Oakland Raiders running back Justin Fargas hasn't done anything illegal here, or even wrong, necessarily. But still, I doubt there are many people in the NFL who would tell him that it's a good idea to let a rapper use his house to make a video about how much marijuana he smokes.

A loquacious fellow named Yukmouth made an eight-minute-long video in which he yammers on endlessly about how much marijuana he smokes (TURKEY BAGS! Step yo' smoke game up!). And in this video, Justin Fargas makes a brief appearance.

You can see the video here at WorldStarHipHop.com. Be warned, though, that it contains profanity, video of illegal substance abuse, and is extremely annoying.

All of the Fargas-related footage is near the beginning. At about the 0:58 mark, we see Yukmouth standing outside of Fargas's house saying:

"Y'all done heard (melonfarmers) talk about my smoke game already man, so I need to go and get some witnesses, man. I'm at my guy J-Far house, of the Raiders, man. We in the ill big ten point somethin' somethin' thang in the hills, man. Look at the steel door. We gon' walk in and show y'all how we do it, (n-word)."

And then we see Fargas, and he and Yukmouth have this exchange:

Yuk: Let these (n-word)s know who smoke the most. My (n-word) don't get down. But every time he come around me, it's a smoke cloud, right?

J-Far: "We got the Yuk rules in effect at the crib, you know what I'm sayin'? It only goes down when Yuk's around."

So if this does come to the attention of Roger Goodell, let it be known that Yukmouth made it a point to say that Fargas "doesn't get down," meaning, presumably, that he doesn't smoke marijuana. (Note: I have never felt whiter than I did when I typed that last sentence.)

Still, it's probably inadvisable to even appear in such a video. I can't see a lot of good coming from it. But on the other hand, Smoke-a-thon '09 is coming up, and what's a guy supposed to do, not celebrate Smoke-a-thon '09? Come on, we all get caught up in the holiday spirit.