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Michael Jordan will take over the Charlotte Hornets' social media accounts on Tuesday
We all know that Michael Jordan is fantastic on Twitter. Gems like these are the reason to sign up for that particular website:
I let a lady bug out of my house and a stray dog ate it. that is alot like life
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) October 22, 2014
A hot dog won't light like a cigar will, but they are shaped almost the same
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) October 15, 2014
When I say swish, but the ball hits the rim, it feels like I let everyone down
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) October 11, 2014
how much does a cup of chinese soup weigh? won ton. just a joke
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) October 10, 2014
I've been hitting this tree with a bat all day and still no syrup. what gives?
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) September 23, 2014
That is not Michael Jordan. I wish it were Michael Jordan, I’d like to think that those are things that Michael Jordan would write, but this isn’t Michael Jordan’s Twitter account. Michael Jordan has no Twitter account, he has no Facebook account, he didn’t just Slap-Vine you on your Tindergram.
He will be taking over the Charlotte Hornets’ Twitter and Facebook account on Tuesday, however, along with the team’s Instagram account. We have no idea how expertly MJ will run these things while bashing away from behind a flip phone, but this is also the guy that scored 45 points in an NBA Finals game while working with the flu. He has a few days to figure this stuff out, and we shouldn’t doubt him.
We also should probably follow these accounts, because there will probably be plenty of PG-rated, sneaker-sellin’ pablum to go around, but his work will probably be worth checking out.
Be sure to @ reply him about LaBradford Smith, too.
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