From Russia, with Love. (Jesse Johnson-USA TODAY Sports)
C'mon, Andrei. We're just starting to get healthy here, we're only two games over .500, there's only one game between a playoff spot and 10th place, and Dirk and Nash are coming back soon. We can't be risking citrus-related setbacks to our leading scorer, man! Go eat that on the bench, please. Or better yet, throw it out. God forbid you get a seed in Ricky's eye.
Best caption wins a Nick Fury branded eye patch (not really). Good luck.
In our last adventure: Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant get their "Coneheads" on.
'Lean on me / when you're not strong / And I'll be your friend / I'll help you carry on.' (AP/Chris Carlson)Winner, XLR8R: "I miss Phil."
Runner-up, Magic32: "Look, Pau, you got to shake off the tendinitis in your neck. I can't score 40 and support your head at the same time."
Second runner-up, Mr: Kobe will not be able to deny locking horns with Pau any longer.