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C-a-C: Kevin Love can’t believe Andrei Kirilenko was eating grapefruit in the huddle

From Russia, with Love. (Jesse Johnson-USA TODAY Sports)

C'mon, Andrei. We're just starting to get healthy here, we're only two games over .500, there's only one game between a playoff spot and 10th place, and Dirk and Nash are coming back soon. We can't be risking citrus-related setbacks to our leading scorer, man! Go eat that on the bench, please. Or better yet, throw it out. God forbid you get a seed in Ricky's eye.

Best caption wins a Nick Fury branded eye patch (not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant get their "Coneheads" on.

'Lean on me / when you're not strong / And I'll be your friend / I'll help you carry on.' (AP/Chris Carlson)Winner, XLR8R: "I miss Phil."

"Me too."

Runner-up, Magic32: "Look, Pau, you got to shake off the tendinitis in your neck. I can't score 40 and support your head at the same time."

Second runner-up, Mr: Kobe will not be able to deny locking horns with Pau any longer.

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