High-ankle sprains are the must-have injury of Week 9

Darren McFadden and Mike Goodson? Yup, both have high-ankle sprains.

Antonio Brown? It's apparently a "mild" high-ankle sprain.

Percy Harvin? OK, it might not actually be a high sprain, but it's triple-sprained. You don't hear about that injury every day. He's not looking good for Sunday's match-up with Detroit.

I'm not clicking on another yellow sticky note, ever.

You know the relevant adds with these injuries: Marcel Reece, Taiwan Jones, Emmanuel Sanders, absolutely no Vikings. If you need more/better pick-ups, here's a video.

This week was the worst. Doug [bleeping] Martin. That was messed up.

Onward to Week 10, gamers. Woo.