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Here’s Cristiano Ronaldo getting a massage from five people at the same time

Dirty Tackle

While you're preparing to end 2013 by doing things you will spend all of 2014 regretting, Cristiano Ronaldo is preparing for Thursday's friendly between Real Madrid and PSG in Doha, Qatar by getting a massage from five people at once. Why? Because he can.

This is really the only way to finish a year in which he opened a museum and a social network about himself (you might suggest getting a massage from five supermodels would be better, but Ronaldo is smart enough not to cross girlfriend Irina Shayk).

The guy on the far left looks like he can think of several ways he'd rather be spending the last day of the year. Meanwhile, the guy on the far right is loving life.

Happy New Year.

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Brooks Peck

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