Picture this: Spurs slayer Kevin Kampl and other sporting soundalikes

Hulking striker who terrorised defences during the 1990s.

The man who broke Spurs hearts at Wembley in a Champions League group stage clash

Former Aston Villa, Everton, Wolves and Scotland, ex-Sky Sports pundit

Former Sheffield United striker who now manages Leeds U18s

Former Crystal Palace, Spurs and Aston Villa (among many others) midfielder who earned one England cap and managed Sierra Leone.

Former Fulham striker, 5ft 8in Caucasian.

Former Fulham striker, 5ft 11in, Dutchman.

Oft-married British actress who never played for Fulham or any other club.

Ex-England and Manchester United skipper and legend.

A prolific top-flight goalscorer whose 24-year career coincided with his namesake's and became a legend at both Newcastle and Sunderland.

Having played for the likes of Crewe and Blackpool, Jackson is now coaching at another of his old clubs - Tranmere Rovers.

One of the biggest-selling artists of all time with a list of hugely successful hits including Thriller and Beat It.

Ex-Arsenal defender, last seen plying his trade at Torquay.

A list actor last seen plying his trade with Jack Reacher, who is not a former Arsenal player ironically.

Former Man City, Rangers and Everton defender who managed one England cap.

Singer of Love Changes Everything and the housewive's favourite with his rich fruity voice and lustrous curls.

Veteran snooker player who reached the UK Open Final in 2004.

Veteran easy listening Scottish tunester.

Nowadays blanding his way through BT Sport football coverage but was once the most sought-after striker in the world after THAT goal for England against Argentina at the 1998 World Cup. 5ft 7in with size 6 feet. Former England captain.

Former Wales rugby captain who also played for the Lions. At 6ft 6in, his footballing namesake could live in one of his boots.

Coldplay frontman and piano player who was married to American film star Gwyneth Paltrow.

The former derby goal-getter now plying his trade at Championship rivals Fulham.

Batted and bowled England out of the 1975 Cricket World Cup as Australia won a very low-scoring semi-final. Ferocious all-rounder.

American murderer who demanded he be executed for his crime by shooting squad and his eyes were then used in transplants after his death. Hence the classic 70s punk anthem Looking Through Gary Gilmore's Eyes…

Mozart Santos Batista Júnior, known simply as Mozart, is a former Brazilian midfielder who spent time in Europe in the likes of Italy and Russia.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was am influential composer of the Classical era who was born in Salzburg in 1756

Former Hartlepool striker who rose to media attention for his regular name checks on Jeff Stelling's Soccer Saturday.

Soul singer known for his raspy voice.

Midfielder who played over 250 matches in the Football League for Burnley and Rochdale.

English musician who rose to fame as the lead singer of progressive rock band Genesis.

Former Czech Republic international defender who flew the flag for his country at Euro 200.

Much-travelled lower league defender who now plays for Limerick in Ireland.

Popstar famous for songs like Rock DJ and Let Me Entertain You who first burst onto the scenes as part of Take That.

Veteran goalkeeper at Burnley who played 41 times between the sticks for England.

Tough tackling defender who is now captain at Birmingham after long career in the game.

Midfielder who captained Northern Ireland at Euro 2016 in France. Has made more than 100 appearances for current club Southampton.

Left-handed Surrey batsman who has also played for England in ODI and Twenty20 games.

Six-time world snooker champion, known as the 'Nugget' and 'Interesting'.

Former Crewe, Burnley and Barnsley whose career coincided with the snooker legend's. Now a manager.

Stoke City playmaker Xherdan Shaqiri is known for scoring spectacular goals and close control. He has also played for Bayern and Inter.

Long-term partner of Barcelona defender Gerard Pique, the Colombian beauty is a huge star in her own right after a catalogue of hits.

West Bromwich Albion winger who chose to represent Scotland at international level after playing for England's youth sides. Born in Darlington.

Singer/songwriter from derby who can also play the guitar. He's had hits including You Give Me Something and Broken Strings.