Look. We’re not going to even pretend that this video is anything other than a momentary diversion from the grind of your lives. Enjoy.
The scene: Le Golf National outside Paris, site of the HNA French Open. The problem: a putter is floating in the muck near one green. (How does a putter float? The grip … apparently.) The hero: a woman, apparently the mother of player Haotong Li. Our intrepid hero wades into the water — spoiler, a gator doesn’t get her, but we understand why you’d assume that might happen — and, well … let’s just say that not everything works out the way you’d expect.
The moral of the story? What’s in the water belongs in the water.
Jay Busbee is a writer for Yahoo Sports and the author of EARNHARDT NATION, on sale now at Amazon or wherever books are sold. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org or find him on Twitter or on Facebook.