Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze said he knew nothing (about an ongoing investigation), Alabama coach Nick Saban said he would say nothing (of an assistant coach leaving under reports of a possible recruiting violation), Mississippi State coach Dan Mullen said there is nothing to be said (about a recruit who allegedly punched a woman in a cell phone video) and Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin said he said enough (to a tweeting assistant coach who may have undermined Aggie recruiting), but he wouldn't say exactly what he said. Meanwhile, Arkansas coach Bret Bielema, who two weeks ago brushed off the importance of satellite recruiting camps, now says he'll use them to take the Razorbacks "global." Actually, it was also good times for any fan who doesn't take this stuff too seriously and instead revels in the absurdity and antics of college football's best ongoing soap opera – "As The SEC West Turns."