Kevin Hart just royally messed with a good thing.
The comedian and his Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle co-star (and boss) Dwayne Johnson have a fake feud going on, but Hart just escalated it — and freaked us out — by trolling the beautiful photo that the Rock posted to announce the arrival of his new daughter, Tiana Gia Johnson. Hart posted a new version of the pic we were gushing over, and it featured his crying, goateed mug in place of the beautiful baby’s face while nestled on the Rock’s bare, tattooed chest. We may have nightmares tonight.
A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on Apr 29, 2018 at 8:54pm PDT
The Rock was quick to respond with his own post, sharing the traumatizing photo, which included a message to his “beloved son.” But the post, which featured the best hashtag of all time, #OnDaddysPecMeat, got a little raunchy at the end.
To my beloved son, @kevinhart4real Twinkle Twinkle little Hart I just don’t know where to start Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole. #Shhhh #JustShutYourLittleMouth #AndGoNightNight #OnDaddysPecMeat
A post shared by therock (@therock) on Apr 29, 2018 at 6:53pm PDT
Social-media-obsessed Hart clearly enjoys keeping this going, because on Tuesday he posted a photo of himself with his young son Kenzo, only he replaced his son’s face with the Rock’s big, bearded mug. Hart joked that this photo is “funnier” because the Rock is the first baby born with gray hair.
Long talk with this little big jackass last night about the business & how hard we work & setting new goals for ourselves and also making 2018 possibly our biggest year yet. He got so excited because we started talking about Jumanji 2 & doing another movie together that I had to pop him in the mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up! The bottom line his that Kids will be Kids….I’m taking him to Disney land today to apologize. Good morning world HAPPY TUESDAY #HardestWorkersInTheRoom #MyGuy #TheInternetIsUndefeated ….He’s also a slobbering baby which is annoying as hell…I think it’s the protein shakes ….Also my post is funnier because you can tell that I just smacked the shit out of him in this photo. He's also the first baby born in the world with grey hair. We are going to make a shit load of money together #HeWontStopDinkingMilk #HisNickNameIsBabyBigHead #Revenge
A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on May 1, 2018 at 7:20am PDT
While we enjoy both of these men, we don’t want to see their giant faces on their sweet baby photos. Here are the original photos so that you can clear your mind from the Photoshop-induced trauma.
Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world. Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar. I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there. Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless. And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life. Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear. Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck. #TianaGiaJohnson #3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan #ImInTROUBLE
A post shared by therock (@therock) on Apr 23, 2018 at 10:52am PDT
The Rock announced the arrival of his third daughter — the second with bride-to-be Lauren Hashian — in a heartfelt post, which included a photo of him doing skin-to-skin with the infant and talked about how “blessed and proud” he was “to bring another strong girl into this world.” The big, hulking superstar then shared a “word to the wise” to other gentlemen about “being as supportive as you can” for the mother of their child during “the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer.”
A post shared by Lauren Hashian (@laurenhashianofficial) on Apr 27, 2018 at 11:06am PDT
The Rock and Hart worked together on 2017’s Jumanji as well as Central Intelligence in 2016. There is talk of Jumanji 2, Hart noted in his post, or just “doing another movie together.” As long as it doesn’t involve them playing man-babies, we’re good. We don’t need to see any of this again.
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