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NHL fan stashes nachos under urinal, disgusts humanity (Photo)
Inside an NHL arena, hockey fans have limited time between periods to accomplish a variety of tasks. Saying hello to friends. Maybe having a smoke. But usually, the focus is on two specific tasks: The acquisition of food and beverage, and the eventual expelling of them.
One Montreal Canadiens fan – in a spiffy new Shea Weber jersey, no less! – decided to multi-task at a recent game. And while we’ve never advocated for men’s bathroom photography in eight years of doing Jersey Fouls (for safety’s sake), we’re happy some enterprising fan decided to capture this moment.
The moment when a hockey fan stashed his soda and nachos under a urinal he was peeing in.
OH. DEAR. LORD.
Forgetting for a moment that most people barely want their shoes near the floor under an arena urinal, let alone their food, at least the soda has a cover.
The nachos … do not.
The nachos are basically seated in the first three rows of an dolphin show at Sea World. The nachos are basically on that boat that goes under Niagara Falls except no one gave them a plastic poncho.
This is disgusting. I mean, everyone knows that sugary cola urine goes best with popcorn instead …
Anyway, we’d like to congratulate this man – who is quite obviously that guy who will take a lollipop out of his mouth, stick it on a cafeteria table, and then eat it again after lunch – for once and for all proving that arena bathrooms need a [expletive] ton more shelf space.
Or, sparing that, USE YOUR DAMN OTHER HAND TO HOLD THE NACHOS YOU MONSTER.
Original photo from James Newcomb.
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Greg Wyshynski is a writer for Yahoo Sports. Contact him at puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com or find him on Twitter. His book, TAKE YOUR EYE OFF THE PUCK, is available on Amazon and wherever books are sold.
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