What are you up to, Julia Roberts?
What are you, doyenne of 1990s cinema, really trying to pull? Why is it that you seem to be quietly assembling one of the world’s largest private collections of pictures with star soccer players?
Because you were at it again this week.
— Juan Mata García (@juanmata8) July 12, 2017
And here’s you with, well, everybody from this past April’s El Clasico in Madrid.
— FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) April 24, 2017
— 360dopes.com (@360dopesng) April 27, 2017
El lapsus de Julia Roberts con Sergio Ramos se ha hecho viral: Vio el partido junto a su marido y sus tres hijos pic.twitter.com/R5pVh5curw
— Sandy Mejia (@1SandyMejia) April 27, 2017
Marcelo and Real manager Zinedine Zidane …
— The Luxonomist (@TheLuxonomist) April 25, 2017
Luka Modric …
Oh, and from last year: you with Paul Pogba …
A post shared by Paul Labile Pogba (@paulpogba) on Nov 28, 2016 at 10:28am PST
And Ander Herrera …
— Harjeet Randhawa (@randhawamufc) November 29, 2016
What are your intentions with our soccer players, Julia? What’s your end game?
Are you doing research for a movie on sleeve tattoos? Or maybe getting tips on tax evasion?
Your kids always seem to be around when you’re snapping pictures with those soccer players. So it’s conceivable that they’re big fans and that you just kind of tag along. Although you seemed positively giddy to meet Ronaldo.
— Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) April 24, 2017
Are you simply just a fan, Julia? Is that it?
That seems like far too simple an explanation.
The Conspiracies and Shenanigans Desk at FC Yahoo has its eye on you.
Leander Schaerlaeckens is a Yahoo Sports soccer columnist. Follow him on Twitter @LeanderAlphabet.
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