Japanese prime minister takes a tumble while playing golf with Donald Trump

Let’s see how we can spin this into a negative story about Donald Trump.

The President was playing golf, uhhhhh-gain, this time in Japan where he paired up with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Apparently Japanese pro Hideki Matsuyama was there, too.

Anyway, somewhere along the way at Kasumigaseki Country Club on Sunday Abe found himself in a greenside bunker, which gave him a bit of trouble. He eventually got out, and then this happened:

What you don’t see is how Trump, back turned to Abe, didn’t immediately run to his assistance! It’s outrageous. It’s unconscionable. It’s inexcusable.

Impeach!

Stay tuned for developments of this hugely important story.