CFPL - Sunday, May 26, 2024 - 11:00 p.m. (ET) - Segment #2

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had your head up in the clouds, or up somewhere. I can't believe it. You win again. You've got a real talent for Scrabble, Hank. Yeah. You've got a beautiful mind. Like in that movie? Weird Science. Exactly. But what you need is a mentor, a coach. Like inCheers? What? No, not that guy. He died. What was that other show with the coach. Oh yeah,Coach. Sure, likeCoach. I could be Coach, and you could be whoever else was inCoach, that he coached. I don't know if I could handle the pressure. Oh, sure you can. I think you've got real talent, Hank. That's nice of you to say. Luther! Lacey. No, inCoach. The other guy's name is Luther. Okay? Will you do my Scrabble thing? Fine. But this time I want free pie. You know, Davis, since you got your smell back, you've been acting sorta different. I think I know what's goin' on, here. Oh, okay. Maybe your perfume is a little overwhelming. It's no problem. It's just kind of a sickly sweet cloak of bad odour. Actually, I thought you wanted to smell the air because you just got your sense of smell back. Oh. Yeah. Smell that air. Well, don't let me ruin it with my bad odour cloak! Do you mind rollin' up your window? (Rings bell repeatedly)) Oscar! You don't have to ring the bell. We've gotten used to you. Is this how you run things? A customer waitin' and you're reading a book? You're right. The customer comes first. Can I help you, Wes? Hey, I was here before him. Age before more age. Oh, sure. Big spender. Go ahead. But just remember, money talks, but it don't sing and dance, and it don't walk. What you readin'? Oh, it's a book. It's the history of Dog River. This is Brent's way of learning more about the people around him. It was either this or start paying attention to people. Hey, Wanda, when did you get here? You're not gonna learn nothin' in a book. Wise words, Dad. But I disagree. For example, did you know that Wes, here's, father died in Korea saving his entire platoon? Daddy's dead? We told him he joined the circus, ya jackass. What does 140 bucks get you nowadays? Not a whole lot right now for as low as $135 a month. You can get a state of the art heat pump system that will lower your utility bills. A full decade worth of complimentary peace of mind warranty, and you can even get thousands back in Handy Bros. cash back rebates, too. You heard that right. For the cost of a bag of groceries, a cell phone bill, or even a tank of gas. You could have it all. Find out more handy bros. Home comfort Done differently. (Jingle) Call the pros, For home comfort time differently. ( ) ( ) Stop dreaming. Start shopping. Red Tag Days are on at Toyota, with great offers on select models. Find yours today, at ShopToyota.ca It's the Professional Bull Riders and it's coming to London for one huge night, June 1st. It's the London Classic, part of the 2024 PBR Canada Cup series. Tickets at the arena, box office and Budweiser Gardens.com. Did you know that if you're injured on private property by falling on snow and ice, you must provide written notice within 60 days? What? That's right. And time is not on your side. Call Preszler Law. We can help. Because what you don't know can really cost you. Call Preszler Law now. 1-800-justice. One call. That's all. ( ) ( ) Stop dreaming. Start shopping. Red Tag Days are on at Toyota, with great offers on select models. Find yours at ShopToyota.ca (Woman) We're putting our footdown to keep our feet up.Like way up with La- (Man) We worked overtime,now it's TV time. (VO) It's the La-Z-Boy Red Tag Sale! Save up to 25% La-Z-Boy. Long live the lazy.

TO GIVE THE PERFECT CLUE Muscles Flex! YOU GOTTA THINK FAST Animal [slowly] JOIN JIMMY FALLON AND EMMY-WINNING HOST KEKE PALMER Let's Play! CAUSE WITH SO MANY PASSWORDS Vegetable. Movie. WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'LL WHIP OUT Wiener. You saved the hardest questions for the smartest celebrity guests? A NEW PASSWORD ON A NEW DAY ON CTV I think you're ready to play someone else. It won't be as challenging as playing me, but it'll still be good practice. Okay, Emma, why don't we start things off with "abang." Hooo-oo-oo. "A bang" is two words. Fine. Have it your way. Wow. One point. Emma, Emma, Emma. I guess you didn't realize that the first word played counts for double word score. Lacey, put me down for two points. Is it too late to put money on this? DAVIS: (On radio) Karen. Karen, pick up. You're being immature. . Maybe you should talk to someone less stinky. Not stinky, cloaked in a stench. A good stench. Why don't you come on out so we can talk about this? No. I know you're going through a transition, but-- DAVIS: Ow! Karen! Ow! 12-11, officer down! Seriously, sorry about the smell thing. You shouldn't joke about a 12-11. It wasn't a joke. It was a trick. If it's that big a deal to you, I won't wear the perfume anymore. I appreciate that. Can you also do something about your hair? It smells too much like hair. (Car door slams) Since I used all seven of my letter tiles on this turn, I believe I get an extra 50 bonus points. That's not how you spell "Ah." I got a Superman comic that begs to differ. BRENT: So, Mrs. Tucker, just the gas today? Bob good? Don't be a stranger. Hey, Fitzy, how ya doin'? Is that new wheels you're drivin'? You just won't let up, will you? Looking for any angle you can work. Well, I'm not playing your game, Brent. I have a game? He made fun of Wes for falling out of a tree. No, that was Davis. Davis fell out of a tree. Either way, Brent's a monster. I'm a monster, a monster with a game? People are afraid you'll use their quirks against them, like you did with poor Wes, because you're a monster. Man, this keen observation thing is tricky. And the final score is Emma, 437. Hm. Hank-- 28. Oh. And the higher score wins, right? Okay, we're gonna regroup. When do I get my free pie? OSCAR: Geez, I love the smell of a bar. Somehow it always seems to remind me of booze and cigarettes. I used to envy the smelling. But now I'm startin' to realize it's a curse. Oh, my--! I almost wish I could go back to my smell-less world. That's what you get for ignoring ladder safety. How'd you lose your smell? I got hit in the face by a ball. You need to get hit in the face by a ball again. That won't work. Why not? Because this isn't Gilligan's Island. I know. Your defeat seems like a huge disaster. But the important thing is to not worry about how it's embarrassing to me. Hey, what's up? I'm just trying to recover from my huge disastrous Scrabble defeat. Which was embarrassing to me. You play Scrabble? Oh, yeah. You're back to not noticing what goes on around you? Yeah, born again ignoramus. It's just way easier. Yeah. I was too cocky. Hey, that would be a good Scrabble word, "kokky," huh, with all those K's? Yeah, gotta be seven or eight of them in there. Actually, Hank is really good. He just caved under the pressure. Ah, pressure caving. Or maybe there wasn't

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