50 Poor, Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You

If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember...

1.The person whose car just got a stake through the heart:

A parked car with a large tree branch through the front window
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2.The person who probably should have taken those muffins out a few seconds earlier:

Burnt cupcakes in a pan, with caption, "No, these aren't chocolate cupcakes"
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3.The person whose TV was no match for their Winter Candy Apple–scented candle:

Close-up of a burned-out area of a TV screen in the shape of a flame, with caption, "Someone lit a candle right under the TV"
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4.The person who gambled and lost:

A person in a car in the middle of a body of water
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5.The person who's about to make three new friends:

Three pairs of animal eyes peering from the shadows between attic beams among insulation
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6.The person who might wanna grab some paper towels:

A spilled stew or sauce all over a restaurant kitchen floor
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7.The person who will never, ever forget what this bird did to them:

A bird's footprints all across a freshly painted porch, with caption, "I hate birds"
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8.The person who has a slight leak in their home:

Ceiling light fixture on, illuminating a room with visible door at the end and a severely sagging ceiling
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9.The person who just got a brand-new 65-inch Flysung OLED:

"There's a dead fly inside my TV" showing an insect inside a TV screen
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10.The person who might want to get the heat turned on:

Heaped snow on a car's passenger seat, with caption, "I left the sunroof open"
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11.The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:

Person reaching for a long, unraveling toilet paper roll in a bathroom
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12.The person whose musical taste spans the coasts:

A map in Find My app shows the location of their AirPods Pro at various places around the country
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13.The person who had the worst kind of surprise:

A sofa with uneven paint on walls behind it, where previous owners painted around decor, leaving patches
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14.The person whose drinks shall never be warm again:

Refrigerator with an overstuffed ice dispenser, ice spilling out into interior, because person didn't put a tray in
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15.The person who will never sit down again without looking for a sweet piece of delicious fruit:

Underwear with a red stain with caption, "I sat on a strawberry"
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16.The person whose mirror is absolutely perfectly placed:

A hotel bathroom mirror that cuts off the image of a short person
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17.The person who'd better be driving a bulldozer:

A road completely blocked by excavated dirt, with caption, "The directions did not mention this"
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18.The person who knows that nothing but despair lies beyond this door:

A shut door with water gushing out through the bottom and sides
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19.The person who left the noddles in juuuuust a tad too long:

A pan of burnt noodles that look like wiggly black worms, with caption, "So, I'm a terrible cook"
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20.The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:

A tiled floor with a finish that went over a long, thick strand of hair
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21.The person who experienced a true soy sauce disaster:

A broken bottle of soy sauce and its contents all over a kitchen floor
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22.The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:

A $14 sandwich that consists of a bun, scant small pieces of meat, and two sad pickle slices
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23.The person who was betrayed by the deodorant they loved the most:

The ball of a roll-on deodorant stuck in the sink hole
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24.The person whose lamp is evidently possessed:

A lamp with a translucent shade that shows a bunch of liquid and maybe weird creatures in it
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25.The person whose wrist shall never be itched:

A person whose itchy wrist is covered in bandages

Sad state of affairs.

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26.The person who just made an enemy for life:

A pan of baked brownies near a window with a missing section, with caption, "A squirrel broke through my window screen and ate some brownies"
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27.The person who created a casual death beam in their car:

Car dashboard with peeling, charred area and caption, "I left a mirror in my car and almost burned down the neighborhood"
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28.The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:

Overturned car in a snowy creek with trees in the background
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29.The person whose soup just got a whole lot more cronchy after a glass broke:

Pot with cooked mixed vegetables on a stovetop with small pieces of glass in it
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30.The person whose cake met an untimely end:

Overturned cake pan with cake scattered on a patterned floor, next to an open refrigerator with items inside
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31.The person whose house got the Nosferatu stake-through-the-heart treatment:

A tree branch piercing through a ceiling above a gray sofa, near a window with blinds
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32.The person whose cash savings are now experiencing exponential growth (of mold):

Moldy cash, including $20 and $100 bills, and a passport in a safe
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33.The person who played way too fast and loose with precious goods:

Pack of cupcakes with multicolored frosting in a clear container on their sides, with the frosting stuck to the top of the container and caption, "I turned too sharply"
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34.The person whose dad definitely got that little spot out for them:

Front view of a car with a faded-looking hood, parked in a garage, with caption, "My dad sanded the hood of my car to get rid of rust"
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35.The person who was kind enough to give the gift of dental care to a friendly roach:

A large cockroach inside an open, heart-shaped plastic container on top of a retainer
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36.The person who experienced true devastation:

Hand holding a half-eaten muffin with a single blueberry inside, with caption, "I guess that's why they call it a blueberry muffin and not a blueberries muffin"

I'm so sorry.

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37.The person who should have brought a pair of Wayfarers onto that plane:

Passenger in an airplane seat in a dimly lit airplane with another very bright screen visible ahead with movie playing
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38.The person whose child's bite is honestly impressive:

Close-up view of a washing machine's open door, focusing on the rubber seal with a piece torn/bitten out of it, with caption, "My kid bit my washing machine, and now it leaks"
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39.The person who found out a fun fact about themself today:

Social media message: "Anyone ever wonder why silence has a sound? It's a quiet wind blowing/high-pitch sound"; response: "OP you have tinnitus"

40.The person whose coat got a hot, new coat of paint:

A person's new jacket splattered with white paint against a metal fence backdrop
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41.The person who'd better start telling people Jackson Pollock used to live in their building:

Paint splattered on a wooden staircase next to a metal railing
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42.The person with perhaps the world's heaviest candle:

A candle on top of a shattered glass-top stove
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43.The person whose dinner is, quite frankly, all screwed up:

Close-up of a slice of pizza with a screw emerging from it
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44.The person whose chocolate breakfast will now fortunately ward off any and all vampires:

Sliced buttered chocolate muffin with a stick of garlic butter on a white plate next to it
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45.The person whose clothes shall go unwashed:

Water heater toppled over onto a washing machine in a narrow laundry room, with dislodged shelves
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46.The person who needs to never, ever try to make bread again:

A vey dense loaf of bread with a thick, cracked crust, dusted with flour, on a wire cooling rack
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47.The person whose melon was harboring a terrible, terrible secret:

A halved melon with brownish-green liquid and seeds overflowing onto a countertop
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48.The person who experienced this shattering reality:

Stovetop with a pan containing chicken cacciatore, covered by a shattered lid
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49.The person who has to play limbo with some fallen power lines every time they leave their house:

Fallen power lines running slightly above a rural path parallel to a road with grassy areas and bare trees
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50.And the person who must leave their house and never return upon finding this:

Stick of butter on a kitchen counter with a huge bite taken out of it


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