I swear it's not Worldwide Leader Day here on Big League Stew, even though we've had a post on the airing of Bengie Molina's(notes) grievances toward ESPN and the upcoming "Outside The Lines" piece where Bernie Carbo claims he ordered a hit on Keith Hernandez's appendages.
And — holy Hitler! — how are we not going to post a clip of Stuart Scott trying to get cute during a Washington Nationals highlight package and coming up with a nickname that sounds an awful lot like "Nazis" instead? Maybe he was trying to be pop-culturally relevant with a nod to "Inglourious Basterds," but I doubt it.
(And even if he were, that'd still be pretty messed up. Someone get Stu rewrite!)