Zlatan Ibrahimovic defends his son from oblivious French journalist

Brooks Peck
Dirty Tackle

PSG lost to Rennes 2-1, but still sealed their second consecutive Ligue 1 title since second-place Monaco only managed a 1-1 draw against Guingamp. Zlatan Ibrahimovic was happy to return from injury and play the final half hour of the match, yet during the post-game celebrations, the wrath of Zlatan was summoned when Canal+ journalist Olivier Tallaron bumped into one of his young sons as they all headed for the tunnel.

Zlatan pushed Talleron back, gave him a stern look and clenched his fist in a way that surely made the man's soul turn to a chalky residue. Holding that pose, Zlatan then said something to the effect of: "YOU JOSTLE THE OFFSPRING OF ZLATAN AND YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND ZLIGHTNING BOLTS COURSING THROUGH YOUR COLON!"

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Talleron quickly learned his lesson and kept his distance, presumably before rushing to the bathroom and locking himself in a stall to quietly weep until everyone leaves the stadium.

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Brooks Peck is the editor of Dirty Tackle on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him or follow on Twitter!

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