Links! And fun with mistranslating Santi Cazorla and Mikel Arteta!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

The translation isn't real, but I'm not saying they have never said those things. [YouTube]

This is excellent -- a 10 point plan to bring the respect back to football (probably). [200%]

Sporting KC have a rap song. [KCKRS]

The calculator kills the pundits. [TFB]

How much arrogance do we want from our heroes? [STI]

The ref -- existing at the vortex of blame. [F365]

Welcoming our new Dagestani overlords and Europe's shifting balance of power. [SB Nation]

The top nine father and son duos. [PCUK]

Arsenal offer the Junior Gunners club a cruel reminder of heroes lost. [WOS]

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