A violent day in the life of Zlatan Ibrahimovic (according to a French TV show)

With Zlatan Ibrahimovic serving a two-match ban for kicking St. Etienne's goalkeeper in the chest, French TV show Le Petit Journal decided to film a day in the life of PSG's leading scorer. Though the video is clearly intended to be a joke, it depicts exactly what Zlatan does on a normal day, from karate chopping teammates on the training ground to autographing people's foreheads and having the only dinner that can fuel his superior talent and self-regard.

The video is a parody of Nike's excellent "Take it to the Next Level" ad from a few years ago, but being an all-Zlatan version it is automatically much better than the original.