Alan Hutton shows off the skills that make people wonder why Mallorca wanted him

Before Mario Balotelli and David Beckham stole the limelight, Aston Villa right back Alan Hutton joined Mallorca on loan for the remainder of the season. Among the few people aware of this move, the consensus reaction seemed to be, "Wait...really?" And Hutton reinforced that sentiment when he was unveiled by his new club along with fellow loan signing Fernando Tissone (who was actually on loan at Mallorca from Sampdoria once before).

Watch as Hutton oh so casually makes an accidental pass to no one before immediately pretending it didn't happen.

Though his ball work didn't do much to get him noticed by the seven people who attended the unveiling, his vest with built-in airplane neck pillow ensured the journalists noticed him at his press conference.