Watch Sidney Crosby decapitate owner in Taiwanese animation of NHL lockout talks (VIDEO)

So things could have gone better in the NHL lockout talks this week. How bad did it get? Why, allow the sick geniuses from the Taiwanese Next Media Animation to explain it to you in simple, bloody terms!

Honestly, there's probably no better representation of Sidney Crosby's incredible influence on these talks than watching him decapitate an owner with a slap shot.

Make sure you watch out for Gary Bettman's glowing red eyes in the next press conference …