The Zach Parise Derby is expected to end on Monday, as the New Jersey Devils captain decides on his NHL future. The Devils, Minnesota Wild and the Pittsburgh Penguins were all among the finalists; but the Penguins, as far as we can tell, are the only ones that have an unofficial musical plea to Parise set to an Eagles song.
The lyrics for this opus first appeared on The Pensblog, authored by Josh K. Sample prose:
Come on ZP, It's so cold in the D
I gotta know if your sweet goals are gonna save me
We may lose, and we may win,
But at least you won't be with the Wings.
So saddle up, he's driving in
Now, where are the Devils fans with "Newark Sunrise" …