Eli Manning is 'Penguin Boy,' now and forevermore

Sometimes, closed captioning is simply perfect. Earlier this year, a closed-caption text dubbed the NBA's Nik Stauskas "Sauce Castillo," and now, we have an even better nickname: Eli Manning, "Penguin Boy."

Alas, Penguin Boy was not able to rally the Giants over the Redskins, falling 20-14 in a key divisional matchup despite another Hall of Fame-level catch by Odell Beckham Jr.

Yes, Eli Manning has two Super Bowls. Yes, he is legitimately a very good, occasionally great quarterback. But, now and forevermore, he is Penguin Boy. So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Via Deadspin]

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