Such raw emotion. (Boston Globe/Getty Images)
J.R. Smith is the first thing. Paul Pierce is the second. We are the beneficiaries. Let your minds run rampant, friends.
Best caption wins free entry to a very great website. Good luck.
In our last adventure, which came more than a week ago (so long between adventures these days!): Drew Gooden is the greatest.
This is the 'cellar door' of pictures. (Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports Images)Winner, BrentM: "Three darts is tooooo muchhhhh!!!!"
Runner-up, Azv321: It was at that moment we knew that the duckpatch finally ate his brain.
Second runner-up, Chris: It's the end of days! Monta Ellis is passing the ball! Run for your lives!
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Emotional Development Division, goes to The Devil, who looked deep within and found this:
"Many emotional barriers were broken on that fateful day, when Drew Gooden briefly mistook the basketball for his mother."