Create-a-Caption: ‘THREE CHEERS FOR THE THE PRACTICAL FOUNTAIN PEN! HIP, HIP …’

... HOORAY!

Listen, let's get one thing straight right flippin' now. If you want to add comments with jokes about what you think Juwan Howard is toasting here in the locker room immediately following the Miami Heat's five-game NBA Finals victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder, then that's great. I'm happy for the goofs; my hat's off to you for making them.

But ultimately? Seriously? Honestly? I don't really care how many jokes we get on this one. If a comedy pyramid emerges, so be it, but if it doesn't, that's fine, because we still got a picture of Juwan Howard receiving the Power of Grayskull on BDL. That's what counts. That's what matters. The dumbest thing I could think of happened. We did it.

/drops mic

Best caption wins whatever, man. Good luck.

NOTE: In all seriousness, thank you all SO MUCH for staying with me on these jokes this season. It means a perversely weird amount to me that you continue to show up to try to put order to the chaos of my brain. You're the best, C-a-C commenters. Now go be the worst.

In our last adventure: Chris Bosh and Mike Miller get ready for all the happiness.

Winner, Directive: Miller: "Awww ... you are so cute. Well, I don't think you look like a Raptor at all."

Bosh: (nervously chuckling) "Right ... no, I meant when I was with the Raptors."

Runner-up, Perron: Mike Miller and Chris Bosh attempt to recreate the cover of their favorite Bob Dylan album.

Second runner-up, Colleen V: Chris Bosh botches yet another playoff high-five.