Create-a-Caption: Ronny Turiaf can’t wait to go after this loose ball

"... basketball was almost taken away from me, so to be able to live my life and be able to play basketball is definitely fun." Even the part where you have to knock over a member of the Memphis Grizzlies, run and dive on the floor, and get piled on by a bunch of other dudes doing the same thing, apparently. I don't know that I share every aspect of Ronny Turiaf's definition of fun, but I love that the definition works for him. (That Grizzly might not like it so much, though.)

Best caption wins bouncing balls for you, Ronny and everyone ele to have fun chasing, shooting and destroying. Good luck.

In our last adventure: New York Knicks coach Mike Woodson sings from the diaphragm.

Winner, Neil Andrew Francisco: "J.R, once more. This time, WITH FEEEEEEEEEEEELING!"

Runner-up, Fanta Pants: Microphones pick up the secret to New York's defensive prowess.

Woodson: "Yo Pierce ... Your mom's going out with ... SQUEAK!!!"

Second runner-up, Fenris-77: Mike once bet me that he'd eat a gigantic imaginary cake on national television if Melo ever posted a PER over 24. Obviously I won.