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Create-a-Caption: ‘How do I look, Vince?’

I mean, how do you even respond to that smile? (Melissa Majchrzak/NBA/Getty Images)


If you didn't check your teeth to see if you still had some spinach in there, referee Eli Roe, then you are a more confident man than I am. If Vince Carter told me I looked OK and then smiled like that, I'd probably be pulling my shirt over my head just to be safe. And also, to show off my rippling washboard abs, duh.

Then again, maybe this was a totally natural and normal interaction between two friendly professionals who respect each other. Why do you think Vince is smiling so broadly and, some might say, creepily? Best caption wins the "Black Hole Sun" video. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Andre Iguodala and Danilo Gallinari are so excited, and they just can't hide it.

These bros appear to be riding approximately 1 mile high. (Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports)Winner, Ds: His teammates could not specifically recall when Danilo Gallinari started celebrating big shots by showing his enormous tonsils. But the team was winning, the fans were energized, and the front office was happy, so nobody really minded.

Runner-up, Brian: Ever the prankster, Andre Iguodala tries out his new handshake buzzer.

Second runner-up, Avi Goldstein: Someone is excited for the all-you-can-eat pasta bar after the game.

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