Create-a-Caption: Erik Spoelstra is not impressed

Watching Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh shoot a combined 5 for 23 ... allowing the Los Angeles Clippers to shoot 49 percent from the floor and score 107 points, continuing your slide to a lowly 27th among 30 NBA teams in defensive efficiency (per NBA.com's stat tool) ... Wade's ups relative to Eric Bledsoe's on this dunk try ... Ray Allen's attempt at on-ball defense on Jamal Crawford ... being down 20 in the fourth quarter for the third time in nine games this season ... yeah, coach Erik Spoelstra definitely had his pick of things to find unimpressive in the Miami Heat's convincing 107-100 loss to the Clippers on Wednesday night.

But the "McKayla is Not Impressed" meme is deader'n disco at this point, Spo. We're going to need you to find a new way to express your disgust/discontent. Maybe you can start Robining? Just a thought.

What do you think has Coach Spo all scrunchfaced? Best caption wins a lifetime supply of scrunchies (not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: Pau Gasol and David Beckham have a bit of a chat, which is word to Ken Plume.

Winner, Paul Mandavi: "... and THAT is how we got the hamster out. True story."

Runner-up, Jonathan: Beckham: "See this? See what I'm doing?"

Gasol: "Yeah?"

Beckham: "You just pinch-roll your chin like this every day for a whole hour. Boom. Chin cleft."

Second runner-up, JonathanH: Pau leans in to let Becks compare half-beards.