Stop, collaborate and listen: Vanilla Ice will drive the pace car at Pocono

Vanilla Ice will be driving the pace car at Pocono. That's it, end of story.

What, you want more? First off, play the video above. Listen to it. Watch it. REVEL in it. That's the ultimate in '80s cheese, my friends, the last gasp of soulless neon white-boy hip-hop. If you listen closely, you can hear the freight train that is Nirvana bearing right down on Mr. Ice. Anyway, against all odds, Ice has remained working, and he's got a gig in the upcoming Adam Sandler movie "That's My Boy." (Whether that constitutes a step up or a step down from "Ice Ice Baby" is up to you.)

If you want, you can bid on a pace-car ride with fans in his Mustang 5.0. Check out NASCAR.Com/unites for more info. See if he'll let you choose what to put on the radio as you drive.