Here's what's left of Danica Patrick's car after Sunday's Nationwide race. Create your best caption right here. (And no hack "women drivers" lines. You're better than that.)
After the jump, we observe Jimmie Johnson's unconventional pit road strategy.
Jimbot: "Pit entrance processing error404. Pit entrance processing error404. Pit entrance processing error404"
"Just gettin' her ready for inspection, boys. Be there in a bit!"
Hey Jimmie, we'd love to get down and shake your hand, but Kurt Busch is still loose. It's just not safe yet, man.
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