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Mets fans have seriously serious questions for GM Sandy Alderson
Will the New York Mets sign Michael Bourn? When will we see Zack Wheeler with the big team? Will the Mets target big-name free agents in 2014? How about that casino idea?
Oh, Mets fans have questions all right.
Today, general manager Sandy Alderson did an #AskSandy session, where he fielded questions submitted via Twitter in a web chat. You might be thinking: What could go wrong when the people of Twitter pitch questions at a major league GM? Particularly disappointed Mets fans? Absolutely nothing, of course. It will be the most professional and informative web chat since Chatroulette was invented. You just watch.
@mets #asksandy If you were in a battle to the death against fifty ducks with willow branches in their beaks, who would win?
— Dan Lewis (@DanDotLewis) February 7, 2013
Is there a reason you're only signing players with animal names? #asksandy
— Andrew Vazzano (@TheRopolitans) February 7, 2013
Is it true that plans to replace Scott Hairston with a ninja turtle action figure have fallen through? #AskSandy
— yansore cfs (@BigDavesRants) February 7, 2013
If it is 4th and 10 and you are in bad field position what should you do? #AskSandy
— metspolice (@metspolice) February 7, 2013
@mets #AskSandy Can I DJ the Christmas party? Since you guys are "broke," I won't charge much
— DJ Mister Dior ™ (@DJMisterDior) February 7, 2013
@mets NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? #asksandy
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) February 7, 2013
What do you think of Michell Obama's bangs?#AskSandy
— Mets In Stitches (@MetsStitches) February 7, 2013
East coast or west coast rap? RT @mets#AskSandy. Mets GM Sandy Alderson to take your questions in a live Mets.comchat at 1pm.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) February 7, 2013
@mets So you went to Harvard Law, huh? YOU THINK YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THE REST OF US????#asksandy
— Eric Bienenfeld (@EricBien) February 7, 2013
Isn't it true that the reason that you do not like Brian Wilson is because in a former D&D campaign he hid dice in his beard? #asksandy
— Andy Salderson (@MetsDM) February 7, 2013
And finally ...
@mets Do you get tired of harassing nonsensical tweets or enjoy seeing their stupidity? #AskSandy
— Mr. Moneyball (@xSnakeDoctorx) February 7, 2013
Honestly, we're torn.
Pitchers and catchers report any moment.
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